Hey there Delilah (I'm at the MTC)

Hey there Delilah, whats it like at BYU?
Im just a quarter mile away, but feel so far away from you,
But that will do,
Cuz two years from now Ill be with you,
I know thats true.

Hey there Delilah, dont you worry about the distance,
Few more months and I can call you both on Mothers Day and Christmas.
Close your eyes,
Then just think of suits and ties,
But not other guys.

Cuz, you said youd wait for me,
O, you said youd wait for me,
O, Im at the MTC,
O, Im at the MTC, at the MTC.

Now have some patience and dont think of dating Conner,
Cuz two more years you may be done with school,
But Ill return with honor.
I cant wait,
Just two more years till our next date,
It will be great.




O when you told me I was the love of your life,
And I just held you close and kissed you just like Ill kiss my wife.
We said goodbye,
And I gave you my favorite tie,
Theres no need to cry.

Cuz, you said youd wait for me,
O, you said youd wait for me,
O, Im at the MTC,
O, Im at the MTC, at the MTC.

There were RMs who made fun of me and said youll never wait for me,
To them I say oh ye, of little faith.
Cuz weve been dating for two months and I think that thats long enough,
To know someone enough to feel this way.
I carry your picture with me and talk about you constantly,
Im driving my companion insane,
And youre to blame.

Woke up this morning, checked the mail right at dawn,
And just believe me girl how shocked I was to read those words,
Dear John, I think were through,
I meet a guy better than you,
Go ahead and cry if you want to,
Sincerely Delilah, missing you,
P.S. were through.

O, you didnt wait for me,
O, you didnt wait for me,
O, you didnt wait for me,
O, and Im only at the MTC, at the MTC

~Jason Cassel
Parody of "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's

Category:

Comedy

[mglad33]

This is so witty! If it doesn't work out with Delilah you can call me ;)

[GDFreak0kat]

..only 4 more years left before i'll be a missionary :D

[lynnepoo2010]

@dccheergirl56 For some girls it is but just hang tight time will go by fast and you will be with him again! :)

[weslia1]

once you hit that year mark of waiting, just breathe everything will get a little easier. your year and a half mark of waiting you pretty much got it down and you can do it. just keep yourself busy like reading scriptures so you can grow spiritually with him. you can send him your favorite uplifting scriptures. its hard but if hes worth it then trust me you will wait. i wish you the best and you can do it.always be positive and help him cuz its hard for him as well.take care:)

[weslia1]

im glad i waited and now hes my husband for all time and eternity. the first 3 months your trying to process him being gone, the 6th month is really hard because you processed everything with him being gone. i used to always talk and text with mines all day before he left and when he was gone it was hard for me to put my phone away cuz i was hoping for a text or a missed call. i was hoping it was a dream.

[weslia1]

I waited for my missionary and we planned our wedding the day after he got back. We got married 3 months since hes been home and we have been married for 6 happy months:) I dated him since high school so i knew he was the one. plus i didnt want to start over with someone because i have to show all my good and bad sides all over again. lol.

[dccheergirl56]

My missionary just left this last thursday :( I am waiting for him because I know he is the one. everyone says the first 6 months are the hardest... Is that true?

[american09mutt]

@mousie1382 One who is at BYU apparently :/ what a silly girl

[grunditgnome]

wonderfully funny!

[libertarianlady]

@thekarlyjade I take every blessing I can get! ;o)

[MsSharonBryan]

This is awesome! Love it!

[beatlesbabe27]

I'm so putting this on my ipod! Its great!