DIARRHEA ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
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One time I was climbing up a ladder and I felt something splatter
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"May I go to the bathroom?"
"No, Johnny. You should have gone before class. I never allow it during lectures, no exceptions."
"Okay, but I think you need to make an exception right now or I am going to shit. My. Pants. And then I'll just let you explain what went wrong to the janitor when he walks in and starts screaming."
Class erupted in laughter, she raged and told me to go to the office, I waddled to the bathroom instead and lost roughly five pounds. Felt fucking dapper afterwards.
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I didn't give two fucks about fuck in high school, which is the only reason this didn't ruin my entire life. Sitting in AP Biology senior year, suddenly felt like a grenade went off in my colon, shotgun-shits imminent. Teacher was in the middle of a big lecture-deal. Interrupted her frantically to ask to go to the bathroom. Convo went like this:
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this chic lying.. she couldnt have fit in that dress when she was 300 lbs
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Meth, not even once...
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Bicycling feverishly uphill, I felt as if lightning had struck me. It was painfully obvious that I wouldn't make it home in time. To my horror, I let forth the most violent gush of feces. I could feel it jettisoning against my chicago bulls shorts. I got home and my mother didn't notice me cupping my pant legs in a most comical manner. The end.
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ADD is cool
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Have you ever considered seeing a shrink???
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Your an amazing lady. 3 minute poop story. Will you marry me?
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"im a bear rawr!" ur cute and funny as hell and plus u talk about poopty pooptaaay lol fuckin awesome
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you gotta love a girl that can make an entire 3 minute video about poop lol
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