You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute
Flight Of The Conchords
Series Two - Episode Two - The New Cup

Oooohooooh
Its a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight
Oh no, his pants are too tight
My pants are too tight
He stands there, an empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home
He'll have to walk home tonight
Don't have enough for the ride
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his one tool
You can put away your tool, Jemaine

You don't have to be, a prostitute
No no no no no
You can say no, to being a man hoe
A male jigalo
You don't have to be, a prostitute
No no no no no
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe

He can't see his way out
I can not see my way out
He can't see his way out
Male prostitution seems to be my only option
He can't see his way out
I can not see my way out
He can't see his way out
No, no, no, no, no

He sends cheep thrills, to pay expensive bills
But check your résumé, you must have some other skills
Do you have any other skills?
Like typing?

They see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him
Oh no no, they don't think he's worth it at all
Don't think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe it would be OK if he lived alone
Oh, you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home

You don't have to be, a prostitute
No no no no no
You can say no, to being a man hoe
A male jigalo
You don't have to be, a prostitute
No no no no no
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe

Category:

Comedy

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• Don't
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• To
• Be
• Prostitute
• Flight
• Of
• The
• Conchords
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• HBO
• Cup
• Bret
• Jemaine
• Lyrics

[xxdogofgleexx]

i would totally buy jemaine for the night

[EnvytheVengeance]

I love when Bret sings in a jamaican accent <3

[StaggersTheDog]

@AwesomeFoutzPictures

Community is the shit

[AwesomeFoutzPictures]

@StaggersTheDog This time, you are alone, but props for loving Community like a real man.

[ukulelewannabe]

2 people have never bought a prostitute.

[StaggersTheDog]

Anybody else watching this because community got Roxanne stuck in their head, which got this stuck in their head?

[Triipticz]

Apparently this is based on Roxanne but it reminds me of other songs to. "I cannot see my way out." What song is that from?

[muzicmadnezz]

2 people don't have any other skills- like typing.

[ChristewieTV]

2 peoples pants aren't tight enough

[KoRnescence93]

@AusShinDig I think you might mean 4 words...

[mepaqueno]

2 people can't say no to being a man whore.

[LetsGoPlayPretend]

This is gonna be in my head all day now :')