Epic Meal Life (Feat. Dan Chen) - The 28th Minute

What you know about rap music?

Lyrics:

"Hello, can I take your order, sir? ... Sir? Sir? Are you there? Sir, please!"

To take on my order you'd need a fuckin' army
So start fillin' those bags like they was my arteries
I'll have one of everything then I'll have it twice
Fuck Epic Meal Time, I live an Epic Meal Life

I'm supersizin' my fries 'n it's going to my thighs
My stomach is much bigger than my mother fuckin' eyes
Be wise and surmise, I'm the size of Five Guys
I ain't Happy with my Meal til I eat the toy inside

I'm the King of the Burger, I double stack Whoppers
Have it my way or the highway, the not so secret shopper
Food Apocalypse Now, I'm the Densest Hopper
Eat like Kurtz til it hurts, I'm wide and conquer

Wearin' flab on my body like it was trendy
My mom thinks my girlfriend's name is Wendy
I'm in her every night, ate 'er Baconator too
Fuck life in the fast lane, I live life in the drive-thru

"Uh, okay... That was two of everything, supersized fries, a Baconator... What was that about Apocalypse Now?"

I'm thinkin' Arby's, I'm stinkin' Arby's
I put it in a blender, now I'm drinking Arby's
I'm round with no angles, third degree heartburn
My pounds always dangle, water bottle's a butter churn

McGriddle me this: the egg or the chicken?
Hell, I'll Double Down so long as it is finger lickin'
If I breathe too much, I'm drippin' with sweat
I ate A&W, and then the whole alphabet

I don't get high, I get kidney stoned
The Dairy King of White Castle - "you slurped the throne?"
Don't try to upsell me, I'll do it myself
Even Michael Jackson ain't as bad as my health

I'd be rich from gold Nuggets but I don't do karats
Diabetes is the only thing my kids'll inherit
Krispy Kreme wet dreams in my Pizza Hut
Peanut Buster Parfait makes me bust a nut

"Right, okay... Sir, you are aware that this is not every fast food restaurant? And you really don't sound well at all... At all!"

Alright, round three, ring the Taco Bell
Rolling in the deep frier, I'm gettin' Adele
Denny's Grand Slam, cleanin the home plate
Everywhere I look I'm watchin my weight

I'll never have a last supper, I ain't devout
Went to In-N-Out Burger and I didn't come out
KFC Family Feast, sucked that bitch bone dry
I may not live forever but I'll never...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• epic
• meal
• time
• food
• mcdonald's
• rap
• hip-hop
• fast
• comedy
• the
• 28th
• minute
• fat
• burger

[grail68]

actually the funniest thing you've done