Say It Little Girl

Say It Little Girl (To Cecelia)
By Rory Hughes
July 2007

Hold up listen, Uncle Ror's gonna sing
The first song ever written to such a little thing
That's you Cece,and guess what best of all?
This song was first and foremost supposed to make you crawl
To help you glide across the floor without making a fall
But Mommy sent a text said you were crawling down the hall
So naturally you think in that twelve gallon dome
Must be another reason Uncle's chillin' in my home
You're right, there is, you think "he wants me to walk"
But there's a twist my little imp, it's time for you to talk
Not just any word either, that's the whole story
What you're gonna say first is—you guessed it—"Uncle Rory"

Many men, many many many many men, wish words on C
When you won't crawl no more, won't roll in a ball no more
We'll all gather round and see
Then you'll stand and walk,
and then in time you'll talk
And you'll say a word that ends with "y"
Could be "mommy" or could be "daddy"
and Cece that's just fine with me you see
But if you could just do a mini- favor for me,
And with that mini-larynx say "Rory."

Yes, I know, momma gave you life
Always by your side in so many times of strife
Besides that, I know, Momma's milk is so sweet
You're practically attached to that life-giving teat
But come on Cece, you and me go way back
I was holding you when you were no more than a fat-filled sack
We laugh, we play, I keep you out of danger
And, as much as we can, we play "The Lone Ranger"
Da da dun, da da dun, da da dun dun dunt
It's childish I know, but you're just a little runt
Courtney Margaret is a gem, I'll say no more
But don't you like the ring of "I love you Uncle Ror"

Alright little Onda, on to the next leg
He inseminated mommy's little egg
That's right, it's D, the sole breadwinner
Without whom you'd be scoffing at a bland mush dinner
But his paycheck allows you to indulge in fine cuisine
Smashed carrot, potatoes, perhaps a green bean
Plus he loves you so much without reservation
That's the sign of a good father, so show appreciation
You nuzzle on his neck, like a chick to a hawk
And even I'll admit, he's adept at baby talk
But still, pork chop, you cannot ignore
There's but one crazy uncle, say it with me: "Uncle Ror"

Who can make you laugh? (His name is Uncle Ror)
Who puts you to sleep? (His name is Uncle Ror)
Who helps you jam food? (His name is Uncle Ror)
Who can wipe your bum? (His name is Uncle Ror)
Who loves you so much? (His name is Uncle Ror)

Uncle Rory, Uncle Rory, say it little girl

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[EshaBoo04]

lmao too cute..but rapping is NOT your thing haha..stick to the say job =)

a career in comedy perhaps??

[jeffbeeler]

ror dawg

[caitlinz]

cute lol

[Rockeniss15420467]

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