Sh*t "Christians" Say

In this follow up to a follow up to the original follow up's follow up, Off Kilter TV brings you 6 "Christians" who spout out some of the most common "Christian-ese" word vomit phrases known to exist. If we go to Hell, at least you're coming with us. Blessings.

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Comedy

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• Sarah Palin
• God
• Shit Christians Say
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[145kitkat]

This is offensive! I get it should be funny but one joke went a little too far :(

[OffKilterTV]

@145kitkat Which joke was that? You're not a Chick-fil-A employee are you?

[kikyo4815]

I'm not Christian, but I'd take a swing set over a party any day.

[narniangirly]

I'm a Christian, and I laughed SO hard at this. (I don't say a lot of those things, I DO say I'm blessed, it helps me have a more positive day.) :P

[BeckerNicholas]

@zaccurrier will do man!

[FeelTheBeatBand]

christian lol but no

[lissilalou]

'i'll pray for you' sooooo true

[omgshift111]

@Luaxen (sorry if my post is a bit confusing, it's 3.30am here x)

[omgshift111]

@Luaxen I would think that we all have ideals that we fall short of - we are in a constant state of being hypocritical, but that's ok cause it helps us to be better people... Right? I don't quite get what you mean when you say that Christianity is based off hypocrisy, can you please explain? Yes, people don't follow everything in the Bible, but it is a contextual book, to take it all literally/without context would be unbiblical.

[rico0laura]

Athiest, and this is hilarious.

[DiamondDollJayden]

TRUTH!

[cfcaitlin15]

No one says this haha