Nerd Dream

Deep down inside, we're all nerds. Released 10-16-10. Yes, Christian was really, really bored.

Chorus:
Livin' in a Nerd Dream, captain of the chess team,
Can't you hear the girls scream, thinking 'bout my filestream?
I study late on Friday nights, answer all the questions right -
Can't you hear the girls scream, livin' in my nerdy dream?

500 words-per-minute
Yeah I know just how to live it,
So come on and let's begin it,
Here in my nerdy dream!
I don't need no dancing floor
To be the one you all adore
'Cause I can hack my iPhone 4
Here in my nerdy dream!

(chorus)

So put my posters on the wall
For President of Study Hall
'Cause I'm the coolest kid of all,
Here in my nerdy dream
Yeah, ladies see me walkin' by
They whisper "That's the guy
Who can calculate the square root of Pi!"
Here in my nerdy dream!

(Well, technically, ladies, I can only approximate the radical of Pi - it's an irrational number. Imagine if you could evaluate the radical of an irrational number - hehehehehe!)

(chorus)

If you divide by zero,
Have no fear - I'll be your hero!
Open up my laptop and write a program
That will save the world, and not use much RAM!
I double-major-triple-minor!
Hear you talk, you such a whiner!
Nu-nu-nuthin' could be finer
Than consecutive all-nighters!

Uh... dude?
Yeah?
This is one nerdy dream, dude.
I know, right? Hahaha!

(alt chorus:)
Livin' in a nerd dream, captain of the chess team,
Can't you hear the girls scream, thinking 'bout my filestream?
I study late on Friday nights, answer all the questions right -
So memorize the speed of light, and dream this nerdy dream tonight!

I'm livin' in a Nerd Dream, dude.
Yeah - I noticed...
Can't you hear the girls scream?
Not so much, dude.
Aww, poop on you.
Yeah - OK.



Vocals & Editing: Christian Stith

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• nerd
• nerdy
• nerd dream
• nerd rap

[Nathan36762]

I'm such a nerd that I'm going to download this video on my hacked iPod Touch.

[Taggerung777]

That is awesome.

[Kestrelfire]

loovveee. you people are awesome.

[girlsrul27545]

Awesom song y'all