"SHAKE IT LIKE AN ETCH-A-SKETCH!": The Best Mitt Romney Parody Ever

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It's a RAP for America! In the satirical music video "Shake It Like an Etch-a-$ketch", Bree Newsome, the multi-award winning director of "WAKE" presents a hilarious song & music video that hits on every hot button topic of this year's presidential election!

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LYRICS

Mitt Romney is in effect for the 2012
reppin' all the job creators
Even if they don't really create any jobs,
it's all good
Just get that money!

He's got more presidents than the US Mint
He represents the Mormons & the one percent
If you don't like what he's saying, then it's not what he meant
Now shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt!

Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt, ho!

Haters mad 'cause he's been rich, pockets fat like Gingrich
They're salty like the lake while he's running the Olympics
He's picking a position, then he's switching like a porno star
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch, forget what you heard or saw
He's a flip-flopper! This a head knocker!
Better tell Baracka Mitt's the new rocka!
Tell your sick mama stop it with the drama
'cause when he beats Obama, healthcare will be gonna!
Shout out to all the conservatives!
He's gon show you all what time it is!
He's gon make it rain on the white and rich!
Let it trickle down your suit while you shake it for Mitt!
HOLD UP-- no homo. Really, no homos.
What he said befo', ho? That ain't no mo!
He's going hard to the right, extreme outta sight
Campaign so insane Herman Cain couldn't hang!
Super PAC got his back & they ready to attack!
He don't need facts, he got money for that!
He don't need a plan, 'cause he's the man
Been running this land since it all began
Gotta have a quarter bil just to play this league
That's bil with a "B", and they got D.C.
Yeah, they got the country club. Yeah, they got the Ivy League
Yeah, they got the tax breaks, they're the real OGs
They're the GOP! And this is how they're livin'
1950s, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1940S, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1930S I don't think you listened
They're the GOP! And this is how they're livin'
1950s, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1940s, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1930s, they hope you didn't listen!

He's got more presidents than the US Mint
He represents the Mormons & the one percent
If you don't like what he's saying, then it's not what he meant
Now shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt!


Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt, ho!

So what he's from Michigan?
F@#% the Motor City! F@#% GM!
Going underwater? Better learn how to swim!
And you can OCCUPY THIS if you're voting for Dems
He's got a fix for your economic dip!
Take a page from his Bain Capital clique!
Swoop in like a vulture, turn a profit quick.
Search the curb where your job got kicked!
Have a baby, baby, be a millionaire or be on welfare
He don't really care!
Just pop them babies out, and shut it with the mouth
Mitt's got a strategy to win down South!
Roll through your Planned Parenthood
Defund it, close it for good
Don't fret-- here's a contraceptive to please:
Hold his campaign button in your knees & squeeze!
Ole to the Mexicans,
now say adios! Cross the border again!
Mitt's got a dream and you ain't in it
Give him a lie, he'll show you how to spin it
Give him a tax cut, he'll show you how to spend it
Elevators for the cars, houses to inifinite
Deregulate Wall St, the House and the Senate
The party ain't Republican til Mitt jumps in it!
Money off shore, dog on the roof
Driving to the White House, don't break for truth!
Don't really shoot guns, but he'll fire
Any unions that aspire to get their wages higher
Tell grandpa go on, kick the bucket!
Social security? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Food aid? Medicaid? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Education? Transportation? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Tell the veterans they can just suck it!
Social security? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Food aid? Medicaid? CUT IF FROM THE BUDGET!
Scholarships? Benefits? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Here, have a dollar. Learn how to stretch it!
Don't like what he says? Better etch-a-sketch it!

VOTE FOR MITT! VOTE FOR MITT!

Oh, y'all ain't know? Mitt Romney's TOO BIG TO FAIL!
Just ask his man, Rick Santorum!
And he don't care what liberals say.
Corporations ARE people. They're HIS people.

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  News & Politics

[Damon Lobsien]

i support mitt romney but i find this funny. pretty good 

[honeybree]

Thanks. I appreciate that. I like keeping a sense of humor even when the political climate is so contentious

[Joseph Post]

I'm getting ready to share this on Twitter during the debates tonight. About another 1/2 hour. I promise it will be the first thing I tweet. BTW congrats on the nod from Huffington Post. You deserve it.

[honeybree]

Thanks, Joseph!

[evanjames123456789]

God, this is terrible. Birthers and people like this are killing America.

[honeybree]

Political satire is killing America?

[KelechiEzie]

Great Job Bree! Amazing Lyrics…succintly captured the idiocy/insincerity of the flip flopping fiasco that is Mitt lol.

[blessedchild2]

love this!

[dustinlee01]

Brilliant!!!



[angel527xboxlive]

shake that a**

[BetaJackMaxis]

I disliked this even though I dislike Romney, because the rapping sucks and the worst thing one can do for a cause is defend it poorly.

[sterline80]

I love the elephant poppin'

[sterline80]

this is pretty damn good!

[jakeryan5439]

Please. Mitt Romney can take a seat a think about what he did wrong

[Kohlerdude18]

Lololol so true.

[LaBeauteau]

BEST.VIDEO.EVER

Brilliant!!!

[alan briseno]

Jajajaja nice