Ode to Athletic Training

Senior Athletic Training student at Concordia University Wisconsin, Amy Lonsinger performing her Ode to AT.
(and there's Mitch not really doing much of anything)
Lyrics:
We all met here about 4 years ago
Now we call the ATR our home.
Some got through the BOC
We all survived Kates pharmacology.
And now were all here at the banquet
Were athletic trainers
We heat paraffin & do E-stim
Were athletic trainers
Mix up our swim-ex action with spinal traction
Athletic trainers
Ill take 50 icebags and roll my quad out please.
I swear someone should spike the Gatorade this job would be so easy.
But through it all weve got eachothers backs,
With a spine-board and a nice heat pack
And now its safe to say
Were athletic trainers.
We drive gators fast, show off our fanny packs,
Were athletic trainers.
We dodge hockey pucks, cuss out our check-off books.
Athletic trainers
Weve got a good conception of proprioception
Weve got multiple technologies to heal your pathologies
Ill fix your dislocated SC joint
So dont call me a waterboy
Pelvic neutral is your goal today
And hell no youre not cleared to play.
Theres days Id rather stay in bed,
But theres no title that Id rather have,
Than Athletic Trainer.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Athletic training
• funny
• song
• acoustic
• concordia university wisconsin
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[Micahanderson52]

Epic now I regret leaving when I did!!

[UMichAthleticMed]

this is so epic. i loves it

[alyssxamarie88]

amy your the shizz! what am i gonna do during football without you and ash next year?

[skierdfl32]

I'd like to point out no horses to the right of this one!!! Proof that Amy rocks way more hard core than that other school!!!!!!

[onlywhispers]

Amy! Your awesome! Can't wait for your return to Bakersfield so we can make awesome music!