UNC Law Revue 2011: "Put me in Coates" song

In which UNC law college would you want to be placed? Here is one student's plea. Sung to John Fogerty's "Centerfield." Part of the 2011 UNC Law Revue.

Written by David A, performed by Robin Seelbach.

Lyrics:
While I spend my time tryin' for OCI... they're posting on facebook.

Rather than listen, they G-chat during class.

If my peers were always hungover, there's no chance I'd get a B;

One request before you leave, Dean Podger-Smith.



Chorus:

Oh, Put me in Coates - I need a quick A, today

Put me in Coates - you know a Coate's A, Is a

higher C, or a B... in Aycock.



Last semester, something started to fester - there's Gunners all around!

Every Type-A genius was in my small section.

To beat the curve, put me in a class, where no one raises a hand;

Anyone can understand my only plea.



Chorus:

Oh, Put me in Coates - all they do is play, all day;

Put me in Coates - their cum GPA, will stay

Underneath their BAC, any night.

Chorus:

Oh, Put me in Coates - I need a quick A, today

Put me in Coates - you know a Coate's A, Is a

higher C, or a B... in Aycock.

Category:

Comedy

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• UNC
• Law
• Revue
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• Carolina
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• Fogerty
• Centerfield
• parody
• vocal