Tim Burtons - Facebook Raped

Everyone has been facebook raped once or twice, Tim Burton uses his creative mind to tell the story of when he was facebook raped.

As I arrived home
with no time I did lack.
I reached to my bag
and i pulled out my mac

with time to kill
while my dinner did cook
I sat down at my desk
and logged in to facebook

I looked to the corner
notifications galore
'whats happened here
Somethings wrong i'm sure'

I just realised
that on my way in
I passed a young boy
with a smashing great grin

I remember him well
he was round headed and caped
and then I exclaimed
ive been facebook raped!

I looked to my status
with one hard stare
what I saw was so bad
I almost fell from my chair

who ever he was
I assure you he'll pay!
Because all of my friends
now think that im gay!

I re-wrote my status
all in CAPS LOCK
so I can prove to them all
im not hungry for cock

I clicked on share
then i chased this man down
I caught him walking
on his way into town

I stopped him and asked
'why did you do this to me?'
At first he did lie
but argue did we


it's not my fault!
'Its yours' he exclaimed!
I said 'what?'
'how am I to be blamed?'

'I came here today
to install your new router
when I saw facebook
logged on your computer

you left it on,
what else could I do?
now do you see
the blame is on you?'

I dropped to my knees
I knew I'd been burnt
I know what to do
my lessons been learnt

next time im logged in
I know with no doubt
all I need to do
is to click log out

My eyes filled with tears
my mind had escaped me
I felt so ashamed
he facebook raped me.

I hate myself
I gently moaned
His eyes said sorry
but his smile whispered pwned!

Written and Directed by:
Ross Arnold

Edited by:
Joel Shields and Ross Arnold

Voice Over by:
Scott Brady

Music:
Danny Elfman - The End

Enjoy!


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[REDBULLHEADiphone]

LOOOOOL OK, that's pretty funny. That status was pretty lame though. It needs to be a little more believeable like.. umm.... "is pro abortion, kids are disgusting." Or you could go 'like' some dodgy pages :-D

[JaRaComedy]

@REDBULLHEADiphone how strange! i was just commented on a video of yours on my personal channel, Roost31, an hour ago and then you comment on a video of me! :D coincident! haha! I can see you are quite a skilled facebook raper ;)

[liamd8169]

not evry 1 has beeb fb raped i aint been

[JaRaComedy]

@liamd8169 You are lucky :)

[damionoo9]

in-fucking-sane!!! that was AWESOME!!!

[JaRaComedy]

@damionoo9 Thanks :D

[MrTjahzi]

rofl, brilliant proza

am i glad i ain't god facebuk

[PAINmedia]

Awesome fucking "poetry talking"!!! It's totally made of awesome juice1

[MrAntiliars]

bu you painted

[XxLivexxScarsxxX]

Very creative (: I liked it a lot :D

[TheWingedViking]

HAHAHAHA

[pinksox94]

Thats good stuff man. Well done.

[sonicfanboy64]

A guy at the apple store stayed logged in so I facebook raped him :)

[Raphael041]

nice poem