Sallie Mae

This is my submission for the 15th Virtual Open Mic at Harmony Central Acoustic Guitar Forums (VOM @ HCAG). These are held every second Sunday of the month. I am the MC.

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Verse chords are G, C, and D.
Chorus chords are G and D.

SALLIE MAE

I met her back when I started college.
Her name was Sallie Mae.
She gave me something to remember her by,
And it's still with me today.

CHORUS
The future is unclear
There are so many unknowns
But I'm certain that I'll never
Pay off my school loans.

Take a pound of flesh
And take a couple of bones
Cause I'll never, no I'll never,
Pay off my school loans

I finished college and left Sallie Mae.
Later on she sent me a letter
Reminding me that I'd borrowed something
And I'd better give it back. Yes, I'd better.

CHORUS

So I applied for graduate school.
She took me back, but she didn't forget.
All that I have will always be hers.
I'll forever be in her debt.

CHORUS

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[deach69]

LOL! Great song!!

[ChrisBakerGuitar]

Thanks, Deach!

[alch6288]

@waverly2468 music doesn't exist for the better part in WI due to our lovely new governor who couldn't even finish college.

[aNdystaR08]

salliemae suckzs

[waverly2468]

"the future is unclear, there are so many unknowns, but I know I'll never pay off my student loans"

That's real poetry for Generation Debt. Children should be singing this in music class. Actually I guess there aren't any more music classes because of the Calif. budget crisis and the massive education cuts going on now.

[steveneugene1]

Great Tune. Just remember, you gotta have LOW Expectations.... Also, if you need an extra bone, I've got one she can have.... Bravo Buddy!

[pokeamaan]

I AM SO GLAD I FOUND YOU!!!!! I TOOK OUT A LOAN FROM YOU SALLIE MAE!!!!AND YOU HAVE BEEN A HUGE HEAD ACHE IN MY LLIFE!! JUST HELP ME OUT A LIL BIT!!!!! OR JUST DROP IT!!!!!! by the way you sound very good and very professional

[mjs004]

Nice song!

[russbuss415]

very clever song!