A Krampus Carol by Anthony Bourdain
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Um my stepsis faved this and i wanted to see why she faved it..just curious. But i learned my lesson...ILL NEVER WATCH THIS CREEPY VIDEO AGAIN!
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Damn voidmaid, I wish I was your grandpa in those days. I would've let grandma tell you the Krapus story and then put out your favourite candy in a dish telling you you couldn't have any. When you sneaked a piece I would pretend not to notice then go outside and dress as Krampus and bang on the door demanding to speak to you. When you came to the door I would tell you I would take you away at Christmas time and kill your grandparents if you didn't tell them what you did
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I wanna be krampus for a day
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You the licking of children sounds more like Santa is trying to make pedophile porn.
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I'm a mixture of giggles and tears after watching this. When I was little my grandmother threatened me with the Krampus legend whenever she thought I was misbehaving while visiting her for the holidays. So on one hand this 'carol' reminds me of those precious Christmas family moments as a child, but on the other hand it reminds of the traumatic times I spent envisioning a child-abusing devil creeping through the snow-covered deciduous woodlands of rural Wisconsin.
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To those complaining this is practically a story about Zwarte Piet, known in the Netherlands as "Black Peter". If this character was called and depicted as Zwarte Piet you'd probably be crying about racism. Get over it.
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That was terrifying.
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So for the next generation, we all tell our kids that there's a demonic buddy of Santa's that's hellbent on eating naughty children, agreed?
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Well, I'm now scared of Germany.
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lol
. . . Prussia better watch out.
Skittlewolf12 2 months ago 10
I love that there's a picture of Pope Benedict on the wall.
kosherqkoala 2 months ago 8