Quake Team Fortress (TF) - Phat Dragon!!!

May 3, 1998
Phat Dragon vs. Reality
2fort5 POWER
Spaceman Spif spectating Phat Dragon
demoman, medic

No one is truly sure just who or what the infamous Phat Dragon was, but this demo is our best evidence for figuring that out. This is a demo that [cd]Spaceman Spif recorded of Phat Dragon. I've listed Reality as his opponent because the whole universe was his victim. Notable players in this video include Bundy, )V(SailorScout, [ETF]Greedy Fly (a future clanmate of mine), [DS]Paladin, and Lil Squirel. Unfortunately, the quality of the original demo was poor, and nothing can really be done about that. Note that this demo is for an older version of QuakeWorld, meaning that the best way to view it is through a proxy like Qizmo.

Highlights...he spams the bridge with grenades and dies, then spams his own respawn with grenades and dies. He then runs into the enemy base and spams himself to death in the ramp room. He then makes it to the enemy flag grabs it, and spams himself to death. He then somehow takes out SailorScout with his own flag and then spams himself to death before shouting "LAVA WEIGLER!!!!12!!" twice. He then spams himself to death and then says "i am Phat Dragon the reel motherfrucer!!!" Paladin finally records the first fragging of him in the video, followed by SailorScout, followed by more taunts. He takes out Bundy, who was a spy, and shouts "SPIES1!!!@!!@!!!" twice. And then...SailorScout: "phat, what is your fav class?" Phat Dragon: "me" Phat Dragon: "i don go to skol" (and he spammed himself to death again.) He then spams himself to death just before the map changes, during which he says "I WIN!!!!!11" four times.

As the next map starts, Bundy says goodbye to leave. Phat Dragon says "we hat you aniway." Now playing as a medic, Phat Dragon taunts some more, takes out Lil Squirel, dEEp frY, and Razor Burn, more taunts, Razor Burn takes him out, more taunts, and then says "I WINING," a line that encapsulates Phat Dragon perfectly. He destroys a sentry gun just before Spaceman Spif leaves, ending the demo.

Truly a masterpiece.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• quake
• quakeworld
• QWTF
• TF
• teamfortress
• team
• fortress
• phat
• dragon
• phatdragon
• 2fort5

[UnrealQW]

The Phat dragon is a faker, I'm sure. It's a normal player with a bad day.

[Tickenest]

@UnrealQW Phat Dragon is what he is.

[djsatane]

although there are some artifacts i bet due to either capturing in higher res or ?

[Tickenest]

The artifacts are because I used Taksi to do the capture instead of ezQuake. ezQuake wouldn't let me capture the demo I was watching through Qizmo because ezQuake didn't recognize that it was watching a demo because of the proxy, so I had to use actual screencap software, so I downloaded Taksi. Sadly, it doesn't seem to be as good as ezQuake's native capture. The sound also gets desynched at the end because of the circumstances under which I capped (i.e. Taksi doesn't cap sound.)

[nebnubs]

hilarious! sort a reminds me of the way i played sometimes.

[stickeater12]

nice

[djsatane]

looks good in hq