Watch Me Eat at the Mall: Caviar

I can't stand watching people eat. I guess I'm at the mall dungeon for New Year's Eve, so here's a miniature preparation for tonight. Good riddance 2011, and thanks for spending some of it with me.

I forgot the fucking carrots sitting next to me.

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[LearningAsIGo80]

Why are you eating with that weird ass awkward spoon lol?

[sarcasmosis]

@LearningAsIGo80 I don't have a caviar spoon; the soup spoon is ideal for this and I'm much too serious about food to use a metal spoon.

[DrTrezzy]

You should talk about world news, or shit that goes on and just discuss your opinion on it. Unless you don't give a fuck. I think I'd just make you more successful

[sarcasmosis]

@DrTrezzy i guess the problem is FUCK THE NEWS

[thedude200710]

What is the worst part of working at a mall? I figure it has to be the music, right?

[sarcasmosis]

@thedude200710 probably the fact that the only people you deal with are people that have no problem with going to a mall.

[celeriones]

You remind me of Ron Swanson. And that's a great thing.

[TheGotazianz]

Where u get the Thai spoon?

[hashmeer0810]

@sarcasmosis Haha, I worked at a mall when I was in high school and I can 100% verify this as true. Also you are fucking hilarious.

[FlaxeMusic]

Excellence in human form.

You have my personal seal of approval and subscription to boot, I look forward to watching you eat a variety of things in future.

Best of luck, Flaxe.

[blackandwhitecow]

AWEEESSOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE