Onion News: Little Boy Heroically Shoots Thief

A little boy herd a sound down stears so he got his dad's gun and shoot the man and did not stop. his dad came down and found the thief died on the dround and they gave the kid rewords for his acts.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ''Onion''
• ''News''
• ''Onion
• News''
• ''Gun''
• ''Boy''
• Little''

[Joshcoleiscool]

Always makes me laugh when people take the onion seriously.

[winston944]

@ajaykeer23939 this is a joke.

[DeadFishFactory]

Isn't this a parody of an actual news story where a kid shot a real intruder with his dad's AR-15?

[lronHide13]

Master cheif as a kid.

[TeamOdysee]

i wish that this was real and the one he shot was justin BEAVER

[hslot4]

loooooooooooooooooool

[BlackOppTamama]

@circusturtle1 this is a joke

[BlackOppTamama]

@KingGpapa5398 This is a joke, its the onion, they are not a real news show.

[KingGpapa5398]

The kid is a pycopath the kid should just go to an asylum

[MurphyMoose94]

i used to be a burglar until I got a bullet through the kneecap.

[circusturtle1]

hes a HERO for disoebying and injuring someone? yes tha some ones a thief but

[954newscentral]

this is great i need to get some people in the studio to interview