"STAR IN YOUR OWN RADIO COMMERCIAL" • funny Budweiser spot

Probably NSFW, due to adult situations. [Ahem.] Here's the SCRIPT.

MUSIC: Drumroll, under

ANNOUNCER: Budweiser presents: the world's first "Star In Your Own" Radio Commercial! Okay, guys, whenever you hear this sound...

SFX: Ding!

ANNOUNCER: ...insert your name.

MUSIC: Lounge music, under

SEXY WOMAN: Hi, there...

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (softly:) Your name.

SEXY WOMAN: Sorry I'm late. Sometimes there just aren't enough hours in the day to be both a neurosurgeon AND a swimwear model. Oh, am I thirsty! How about it...

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (softly:) Your name.

SEXY WOMAN: ...got anything tall and cool?

SFX: Bottle top being opened

SEXY WOMAN: Oooo! Budweiser long-necks! Oh...

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (softly:) Your name.

SEXY WOMAN: ...you are so thoughtful.

SFX: Beer being poured, under

SEXY WOMAN: But of course. Bud's the first choice for every occasion. (Sips) Ahhh. You know, I have a confession to make. If I ever have a son, I'd want to name him...

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (softly:) Your name.

SEXY WOMAN: Oh...

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (softly:) Your name.

SEXY WOMAN: ...come here. Now! Mmmmm...

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (softly:) Your name!

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (bigger:) Your name!

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (much bigger:) YOUR NAME!

MUSIC: Bud theme, under

ANNOUNCER: We-he-hell! You did very well in your first commercial! Have a bud! You've earned it!

SINGERS: This Bud's for...

SFX: DING!

ANNOUCER (softly:) Your name.

SEXY WOMAN: Anheuser Busch. Saint Louis, Missouri.

© Writer: Walt Jaschek http://www.WaltNow.com and Paul Fey http://www.wadio.com / Producer: Paul Fey

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