Wife Swap Long/Stephens-Fowler part 1/5

Season 5 episode 11

The Longs from Missouri are a patriotic, all-American family who live for paint ball. Wife Gayla (37) is just one of the boys on the paint ball field, but at home she is happy to take care of all the household chores, which husband Alan has deemed "skirt work." When Alan (38) is not wreaking havoc with his four wild and crazy boys -- Cody (15), Coltan (10), Clayton (8) and Cameron (4) -- he serves as the mayor of their 55-person town. The Longs are proud of their Midwestern roots and consider their lifestyle the "American way." Corn dogs and fast food are staples in their home, and their exercise comes from riding ATVs. Alan and Gayla want their kids to have fun; education and the environment can take a backseat.

Meanwhile, the Stephens-Fowler family from Northern California consider themselves "citizens of the world." They strive for excellence in both mind and body. Life coach and certified weight-loss hypnotherapist Rene (43) and British-born environmental entrepreneur Stephen (49) raise their children, Juliette (11) and James (8), to be both health and environmentally conscious. With a diet of strictly organic food and weekends spent doing "family fitness activities," the kids admit they can't remember the last time they had a French fry. Domestics are taken care of by a housekeeper, as that is regarded as a necessity in the Stephens-Fowler set. In order to ensure acceptance to an Ivy League school, they push their kids to excel in highbrow activities such as music, fencing and speaking foreign languages. Both children attend a bilingual school and have already visited over 12 countries.

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• wife swap
• long
• stephens-fowler
• part 1/5
• season 5
• episode 11
• paintball
• Missouri
• patriotic
• all american
• fast food
• ATV
• skirt work
• small town
• midwest
• corndog
• northern california
• citizens of the world
• life coach
• hypnotherapy
• fencing
• ignorant
• close minded

[PIFMan092]

Goddamn, the British guy in this almost makes me ashamed to come from the UK. So what if the American family is a tad on the simple/ignorant side? He comes across as an arrogant, opinionated, Eton-esque thinks-his-shit-stinks-of-rose­s cunt. No matter how slovenly that family might be, it sure as fuck doesn't give him the right to act like a dick.

[coroanmon10023]

What was name of the episode with the mother who valued her dog more than her children? I keep trying to show other people that because they don't believe me.

[coroanmon10023]

@AxelTheTerminator Do you remember the name?

[AxelTheTerminator]

@coroanmon10023 I saw that one!!!

[cheetachan10113]

How is it equality when you have a cleaning LADY to do all the housework? Sure, they believe in equality between spouses, and that's great, but they're obviously not interested in equality between genders as a whole.

[DragonFly122]

Fowler is Eurotrash.

[Sim151796]

and the british mans wiffeee is a stupid rude bitch too !

[Sim151796]

stupid fucking brittish man makes me sick , he can go back to where he came from .

[MrMunneke]

@Vickaay94 lol only messing Vicky ;-)

[Vickaay94]

@MrMunneke We're not all like that in the south of England you know. There's always going to be a complete aresehole like that anywhere you go.

[garysmithsbreasts404]

both families kids have nolife

[sugarbear20121987]

To Mr. British if you don't like our American ways you can just take your tea drinking booty back home. Yeah your not gonna force your child to do anything they don't want to do and yet look at what your doing to your 8 year old.