CESSPOOL PARODY: Mitt Romney's Ocean Ad

Parody of Romney's ocean ad.

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News & Politics

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• mitt
• romney
• ocean
• parody
• bush
• cheney
• iraq
• political
• ad
• 2008
• rove
• gonzales
• satire

[gingerpartington]

oneeyeddumpsterbaby, is that a euphemism for your shriveled and inadequate member or are you the freak from Goonies w o his cool ears, leather costume or sense of humor? why are you so gay for Mitt Romney? do are a Christmas fascist and a psycho who puts razor blades in Halloween candy. I hope the Islamofascists blow up your butt-sex loving Republican mom.

[oneeyeddumpsterbaby]

ok, for starters, and i know this might come as a shock to u, but my name isnt actually oneeyeddumpsterbaby. second, allow me to quote u so we can see who the real moron is: "Does your mother realize you grew up to BE SUCH AN MORON", hmmmm, from your lack of grammer im gonna say that your the moron. Listen sport, the next time u feel like lashing out at society because no one loved u when you were little, hows about u actually make an intelligent statement instead of making fun of my name.

[FormerMALiberall]

oneeyeddumpsterbaby--what a retarded, fucking name! Does your mother realize you grew up to be such an moron, or did she die when your head got stuck in her asshole during childbirth?

[oneeyeddumpsterbaby]

wow, that one stung (sarcasm). Im guessing ur out of funny/intellegent things to say(not that u said anything intellegent before), so im gonna do myself a favor and stop talking to u now while i still have some brain cells left (u kill brain cells with ur stupid). U my friend are another testiment to the ignorance of the Liberal ideaology, and no amount of your elementry school name calling can change that fact. Enjoy your life idiot.

[entrefagnosis]

Go stick a couple of corks in Jesus' feet and then maybe you two pansies can go water-walking together!

[oneeyeddumpsterbaby]

pssssh, u just wish u had comebacks as fine as mine. Just go get a manicure from your asian boyfriend and settle down, then we can talk more about how Jesus rules!

[entrefagnosis]

"Just admit that ur a clueless, eye-shadow wearing freak"

Just admit you have me confused with your father, you pricksniffer!

[oneeyeddumpsterbaby]

hey, i was just explaining why christianity(and other good religions) are DA BOMB! Just admit that ur a clueless, eye-shadow wearing freak and we can both move on with our lives.

[entrefagnosis]

Nice speech, hope you had a soapbox for it, you self righteous doush.

[oneeyeddumpsterbaby]

in order to lead them to hapiness and wise decision-making. This very nation of America was founded with the Christian principals of freedom and opportunity, principals that have and are been fought for and protected by men of God. u are clueless to what any religion truly stands for and as a result u are the weak minded one for your hate of something that u probably know nothig about. By the way, dont call me something that u like to touch yourself with(buttplug), its rude.