The Assumption Song Lyrics

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As the title says! Here are the lyrics (sorry if they're wrong!):

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
FIST at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their...
MARBLES and playthings and at half past four
There came a young lady she looked like a...
PRETTY young creature
She sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...
RUFFLES and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to...
BRING up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
REFUSE and litter from yesterday's hunt...
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
EYES at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable...
HOME in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her...
LITTLE pet dog who was subject to fit
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
SMALL tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
CANDY, so tasty, made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her...
COOKIES that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go [subscribe!] yourself!

Lol, yeah, [subscribe!] is just a way that my friends use to bleep out swear words. :)

The Assumption Song - by Vito Petroccitto Jr.

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[EzloMinish]

Is it just me or does "hands on their marbles and playthings" still sound dirty? XD

[XxDieInLovexX]

LOL. Just all I have to say.

[The3xyz]

Maybe i will go fuck myself

[anonymoussoldier368]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) why u know say the words i think u gonna say

[canadianwin]

@Tigertrb Whoever that guy is.

[sasuketheavenger1000]

@Tigertrb I do.

[Tigertrb]

Who puts whipped cream on cookies?

[Slyveblub]

This song is the most awesome thing i have ever witnessed. i haven't laughed so hard in years :D

[bigpuppy2004]

@EzloMinish THEN YOU CAN GO F YOURSELF as the song says

[dude40299]

Best song