LSJUMB - UCLA 2008 Pregame

Stanford @ UCLA - 10/18/08
LSJUMB Roadtrip 2008
Pregame Show: The LSJUMB Bailout Plan

THE SCRIPT:
Announcer: And now, back from our latest suspension this time to focus on the economy its TOTOTTILSJUMB!

1. Trillion Dollar Bill
Announcer: The recent federal bailout is capturing a lot of attention in the news lately. But honestly, The Stanford Band is disappointed by it. Fortunately for you, we did some musing of our own. Just as we pulled into the stadium, we realized that all we have to do is print a trillion dollar bill and institute our own bailout plan.

Formation: $1012

2. Beverly Hills
Announcer: First of all, do we really need to spend 850 billion dollars? Thats a lot of money - almost enough for a house down here in LA! But seriously, that money could buy a ten million dollar Bel Air estate for every person here in the Rose Bowlnot just today, but even when its SOLD OUT.

Formation: House

3. Sub-Prime Booze
Announcer: Looking for another industry the Stanford Band could bail out? The liquor industry! Especially with the recent suspensions of the Wisconsin and UC Davis marching bands, American alcoholic beverage companies are really hurting. Whats our solution, you ask? We give them all of our money in exchange for all of their sub-prime booze!

Formation: Bottle

4.'Nam
Announcer: Of course, football-playing felons are far from the only people that would get bailed out in the Stanford Band Plan. We also wish to bail out the John McCain campaign, which is floundering like a lipsticked pig in mud. We all know that John McCain can bail himself out of an airplane, but apparently he has trouble when it comes to bailing himself out of a downward-spiraling campaign. Dont worry, John McCain, well help you!

Formation: Airplane

Outro:
Announcer: Join us next week when we tackle the energy crisis by harnessing all of Bill OReillys hot air. Youve been watching TOTOTTILSJUMB!

Category:

Music

[AntiSlice]

I don't think anyone has.

[tbyjb]

marching bands are so lame thats why stanford rocks and mocks all other lame ass schools and bands.

[bruinman911]

THIS IS NOT UCLA PREGAME!!! This is Stanford pregame at UCLA. Don't dare mistake this for our band.