Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew - The Real Jack Sparrow(Eminem "The Real Slim Shady" parody)

This is what Captain Dan & the Crew think of too many people dressing like Jack Sparrow.
Get this song at http://www.facebook.com/piraterap

Lyrics-
Captain Dan:
Ye act like ye never seen a real pirate before
I'm irate and sore, jack sparrow look likes galore
started huntin' em down, lookin for more
land to the shores, turnin up a plethora
I've had enough of ya
Here's one who's similar seemin
but doesn't look the part
not even dreamin
and will turner said?
nothing you inbreds
he's dead with davy jones on the sea bed
All of the women love Johnny Depp
What the heck, dress up like sparrow
try to swab on their poop deck
wobble around with their right hand up
draggin a wale sized date,
your guy liner is cool mate
he's probly got a couple dabloons up in his hat loose
but no worse their plastic, not the family heirlooms
sometimes I want to put all their heads up in a noose
it's ok here comes more, they reproduce
the rum is on the ship, the rum is on the ship
and if your lucky i might just give you a little sip
even though you're wearing clothes same as little kids
all dirty like a bum, don't know what your story is
of course they gonna set the course of jacks way
if they want to get laid, chicks dig sparrow- don't they?
they don't hold a candle
wish there were some cannibals to chase them down
and hunt them all like animals
but if there were no cannibals, I'm plannin yo
to hit em with a volley show em
just how well my cannon blows
so if ye feel like I feel check yer preriscope
if yer sick of sparrow clones,
sing with Captain Dan it goes:

He's Jack Sparrow but he's no real sparrow
all these other jack sparrows are just a mere shadow
so won't the real jack sparrow
please stand up?
please stand up?
please stand up?
He's Jack Sparrow but he's no real sparro
all these other jack sparrows should get shot with an arrow
so won't the real jack sparrow
please stand up?
please stand up?
please stand up?

Sea Dawg:
Will Smith don't need a pirate voice to sell records
well I do, so quit hatin' or I'll run ye through

Think you'll see Sparrow at the Oscars
thanking his fans,the the imposters he fostered

"and if he wins, wouldnt it be weird?"
Why, so Disney can pay to get him here?
Then the trend would never disappear.
so I assure you he will be nowhere near,

you're unsightly
you only look like him slightly
hoping to bring home your own kierra knightly
its the worst
that girl be cursed
if you gonna pound that
she'll have to gain a few pounds first
so before you lay her down, and risk vd
feed that woman a sandwich asap


Im sick of all you Sparrow crews,
you always annoy me,
so Ive been sent here to destroy you,

Theres a million of you dressed like Jack,
sense you lack, walk talk and act like Jack,
Thats it ive cracked my mind has snapped
you wanna step back,
Cause I am on the attack

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[AfYN]

@ulogisk lol!

[ulogisk]

FOGGIN FAGGOTS GO LOOT SOME ANALBEADS

[Yokoama1st]

I wanna see a Ninja Rap group emerge now. And I want the two of these to have a rap off. But I also want a show, like a broadway play, but better. Lol.

[ItzMulo]

only 1 hater. He must be a ninja!

[vidmuncher]

This is the first time I've heard someone on the interwebs say GIVE her a sammich.....

O_O

[Felsmukk]

How can I get the song? The Facebook doesnt seem to be working

[livingjustfordying]

Captions ftw.

[usquanigo]

Isn't this people who dig Pirates and trying to 'live the dream' in the modern age, griping against people who are also trying to do that?

I mean, anyone who does anything piratical is going to look a little like Jack. And he's a gateway to bring more people in. The more people in, the more and better gear will be made to accomodate the growing market. ::: shrug :::

[NerdrageNorris]

:O

[Felsmukk]

@joku02 A muslim sailor/pirate. On the mediterranian sea.