Astronut (Diapered For The Drive Across Five States)

Astronut (Diapered For The Drive Across Five States)is a "cover/interpretive parody" of the 1972 hit song "Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long, Long Time)" by Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin.

Astronut (Diapered For The Drive Across Five States)

She packed her bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour, nine a.m.
And she's gonna stay dry as a babe till then
She's not his gal, oh no, she's not his wife
I guess it's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
Chorus:
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Till touch down brings her round again to find
She's not the girl they think she is at home
Oh no, no, no, She's an Astronut
Astronut, diapered for the drive across five states.
Space ain't the kind of place to share your bed
with a married man
But there's no one there to catch you, if you did
And all that screwing I don't understand
Three times a day, five days a week
An astronut. An Astronut.
Chorus:
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Till touch down brings her round again to find
She's not the girl they think she is at home
Oh no, no, no, She's an astronut
Astronut, diapered for the drive across five states
And it really really was a long long drive
And I wonder if the pampers kept you dry
But ya know, I can kinda see why you liked this guy. But now it's time to say
Bye-Bye

Category:

Travel & Events

Tags:

• elton
• john
• parody
• rocketman
• nasa
• astronaut
• Nowak
• Astronut
• Diapered
• For
• The
• Drive
• Across
• Five
• States

[RobnJake]

I've always considered that being in outer space must be a very uncomfortable predicament.

[cmbojim]

Pretty much everyone else just "holds it" while they are at work or in some situation where they are unable to "go". So I think the whole diapers in space thing is pretty weird.

[RobnJake]

Thanx 2 Al Sheppard.

[cmbojim]

OK I'm back...  Just had to go winky-tink.

[ispywithmycameraeye]

wow, that was pretty cool. good job :)

[cmbojim]

Thanks!

[Yezidism07]

Awesome obvius! good 60 years for Elton ;)

[mirabellla]

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[Billiardnut]

damn ... speed up the songs tempo. Great video other then that

[cmbojim]

They said something about a funnel and duct-tape while you were gone....