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Kick My Ass - Big and Rich (With Lyrics)

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Uploaded by on May 15, 2008

A video that I made to go with the song "Kick my Ass" by Big and Rich. Please comment and thumbs up :)

Song: Kick My Ass
Artist: Big and Rich
Album: Horse of a Different Color
Genre: Country

Lyrics:

Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
And I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends

Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up, said "Here's to us!"
And then,

Well this blonde slid up to me, said
"That was awful sweet"
And then I saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug with a 6 foot, 5 inch shove,
And I found myself slammed up against the wall.

Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't.
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
and I drive my truck too fast.
Why does everybody want to kick my ass?

Well I've never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time
And they're always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn.

Well my style of stress relief,
sometimes disturbs the peace
The police show up, Cut donuts in my yard.
And while the Zeppelins playin' loud,
They run off my party crowd,
And they cuff my wrists, and throw me down so hard.


Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't.
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
and I drive my truck too fast.
Why does everybody want to kick my ass?

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls,
and I drive my truck too fast,
Why does everybody want,
It seems like everybody wants,
Why does everybody want to kick my ass?

(End Kick my ass, begin extra part)

Uh, more like, uh.
Boys play me a love song.
Bedroom music.
Ah brothers, uh, give me a groove.

So look to your left and, uh, to your right.
If there's somebody you don't know,
Maybe its time to introduce yourself.
Maybe say,

Senorita, pleased to meet ya,
would you like some pizza? or margarita?

(Incomprehensible Spanish, If someone knows what he's saying, please send it to me in a message)

He jump out the window with a guitar in his hand,
Says shoot me daddy, I'm superman.
I'm superman.
I'm superman.
I'm superman.
I'm superman.

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Uploader Comments (lsutigers6798)

  • It said lyrics so i was dissapointed that it had none :'(

  • @blukitten1915 Lyrics are in the description brah.

  • hm. i like the vid, BUT. i am SEVERELY annoyed because i tried to do a complaint vid and they kicked off this audio...but good vid anyway!!!!

  • There is a video in my favorites that tells you how to get the audio back. That's what I did to get the audio on this. You may want to check it out. :)

  • this is first vid i made so i just wanted to be first to comment it. =) lol

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  • Kiss my redneck ass you yankee son of a bitch!!! [><]

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  • Good stuff!

  • The fat Guy I swear it is my cosin Arron N. from du bois IL. Lmfao!

  • Story of my life.

  • @kanianreborn667 Redneck piece of shit. Listen to some real music. Not this hillbilly bullshit.

  • i remeber this song love it

  • this song kicks so much ass

  • Were they plastered or high when they made the end of this song?

  • @theWarcraftReport kinds like this brah lol jk real answer none

  • I've seen this so many times and still chuckle! I love the pics in here! They go perfect with the song, and those poor donkey!s LOL They steal the scene for me, they're so funny!

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