Flight of the Conchords Ep 8 'A Kiss is Not a Contract'

A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockey
Just because I'm in a two man
novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about
poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
and rice
but that won't get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it's very
nice. It's very very nice.
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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[TheGoldWatch]

Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band doesn't mean it's all about pootang

[adamkillu123]

I watched and listened to this and thought how beautiful music is.

then I went and masturbated into a sock.

[DoubleSteezeBurger]

@heykalinababe19 its poontang you guys are all stupid boobtag wtf is that

[heykalinababe19]

ITS BOOBTAG!!!!!!!!! NOT POOTANG WAT THE HELL I THAT????

[dmjj99]

@imyumi 1:47.. just wow <3

[MR0806]

@adamkillu123 You made me cough up my chocolate XD

[ElenaLynseypm61]

hmz I am always in the mood for some fun

[Landon139]

@imyumi Bret's beard is woven of heartache and his higher voice tickles pink clouds of cotton candy that make strawberry rain.

That's why.

[imyumi]

Jermaine's low voice is the sexiest thing. I don't know why everyone likes Bret better :S

[AndersRDH]

gotta love Brett's face the first time he sings "i'm only one man... baby"