Evil Doves

Doves may look calm and peaceful, but it's just a disguise!

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• doves
• birds
• feathers
• flying
• patio
• backyard
• nature
• spoof
• funny
• comedy
• evil
• villain
• secret
• plot
• peace
• humour
• disguise
• calm
• fence
• tree
• water
• whispering
• breeze
• food
• smug
• demeanor
• rude

[RightArmProductions]

Interesting timing... I just saw a pair this afternoon.

Great images and cool tune!

[blackturtleshow]

@RightArmProductions Thanks! The most I've seen in my backyard at a single time is eight, but that was a couple months ago. Lately they've seemed a little nervous. Probably the neighborhood cats have been harassing them!

[kenrg]

Definitely evil. But, you gotta admit, they must have a great PR firm!

[blackturtleshow]

@kenrg Either that or they have an uncanny ability to fly under the radar, so to speak, and their evil tendencies usually just go unnoticed!

[kingspunkbubble]

I came across one of these evil creatures just the other morning. It was cursing and spitting on the pavement! I'm assuming it was a common dove.

[blackturtleshow]

@kingspunkbubble They're everywhere, watching everyone, all the time. It's impossible to do anything without them noticing! Who they report back to, I do not know, but one thing is for sure, they are up to nothing good!

[kingspunkbubble]

@blackturtleshow Tom Lehrer had the right idea. Poison them!

[blackturtleshow]

@paperpeoplejokes A veterinarian experienced in dealing with the demonic possession of birds may be my only hope. It was very cunning of the evil one to disguise his minions as peaceful doves!

[blackturtleshow]

@ZeroCountdown1 Thanks!

[blackturtleshow]

@GEEZERKLIPS A BB gun might work too. Most likely plenty of youthful sharp-shooters in the neighborhood practice their skills by shooting at the birds. In fact, I'm sure that family members of some of the birds that appear in this video have perished as a result of such activity!