The time has come. It started with fighting for the right to vote, and was later conceptualized in the 1963 book the "feminin mystique" by betty friden. The idea that women are equal and should be allowed to do all the things men do even pick up on other men.. no homo. so today a step by step guid on how to pick up that man you want. ...
First step is the most important step.
smile... smiling puts men at ease... it makes you look happy and desirable.
secondly givem a little taste of what your mama gave you.
don't slut yourself up but dont be a librarian either... unless its a sexy one with a white blouse and a black bra with glasses... where was I.
great you found a target your smiles and are accenting your assests with colorful but tastful not slutty clothes it time to say hello.
walk up to him and say "I want you inside me" just kidding haha it woulf be funny though wouldn't it hahaha
no what you say is I'm going to give you my phone number so that you can call me and we can go out sometime.
I know its a little putting the ball in his court but at least he has your number and you can rest assured that unless he is a total retard he will call you, and if he dosent, well you didn't want to date a retard anyway.
final summation your going to have to kiss a lot of frogs befor you find a prince, hopefully you wont get any warts int eh process.
happy vDay lemondrops I'll see you on wendday when we continue our very important work.
i cant concentrate with that koala staring into my soul.
CheapAutumnStorm 5 months ago 20
I spat my water out at 1:48 out of laughter... and fear
ImSpazzedOut94 1 month ago 4