The Original Sailors - Polite Prostitution

MainStreamBeats: http://mainstreambeats.newgrounds.com/
BlindxLink: http://www.youtube.com/user/BlindxLink

This is the debut song for The Original Sailors written by BlindxLink and JuiceJrJ, the beat was made by MainStreamBeats, check out his other stuff!

Lyrics:

JOSH
Late night, tighten up my grip.
Feelin' the adrenaline rush, through my veins.
Sounds desperate, might sound insane
I wouldn't be here with out 15 minutes of fame
No other way, don't argue with my reasoning
You're here to do your best, so begin pleasing me.
I don't mean to come off rude, so come on baby, let's lose the attitude.


CHORUS
'Cause I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for a good time
and I'll take you out to dinner and buy you expensive wine
and I know, that she thinks she's getting paid to screw me
but I say, forget that and spend the afternoon with me baby.


DANNY
Here's a little something you probably wanted to know
I work down at the bakery, so you know I make the dough.
I can support you financially and substantially
don't be afraid to spend your life with me
I'd like you to meet my parents, Jenna and Terence
they're a real nice couple with me as their son.
I think we could be like them, wouldn't it be fun?
I do baby, can you hand me a bun?
I'm extremely well educated, A's when I'm graded.
I'm a college grad, was at the top of each class.
The only snake I can show you is the one in the grass.
I get nervous around women so I doubt I would last.
So don't try to temp me, there's nothing good here.
If you try to jump on me I'll run and disappear.
If you wanna stay we'll fix my liquid crystal display
No? That's cool, I didn't need your help anyway.


CHORUS
'Cause I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for a good time
and I'll take you out to dinner and buy you expensive wine
and I know, that she thinks she's getting paid to screw me
but I say, forget that and spend the afternoon with me baby.


JOSH & DANNY
Now I just watched 'The Notebook' and I feel like cryin'
Yo, if I said I didn't feel the same I would be lyin'
I just read on Facebook that you took her minigolfin'
That's true and I've done something you wouldn't approve!
Like what?
Well first of all I took her back to my place
I showed her 69 planets that surround us in space.
Oh damn, I think I've done something very similar.
Word?
I came on her planet like an alien visitor
I'm interested in hearing about the rest of your day
I stuffed her mouth like Kobayashi in a Chinese buffet
Then I took her home, and I asked her to stay
I soon as we walked in, she asked me to pay
Let me guess, you got busy when you heard a knock
You saw it was her pimp so you opened up the lock
Then the pimp walked in and he asked for his cash
I was clean out so he beat my a-a-a-ass.


CHORUS
'Cause I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for a good time
and I'll take you out to dinner and buy you expensive wine
and I know, that she thinks she's getting paid to screw me
but I say, forget that and spend the afternoon with me baby.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rap
• funny
• hip
• hop
• original
• song
• hilarious
• r&b
• comedy
• lonely
• island
• new
• hooker
• whore
• itunes
• andy
• samberg
• saturday
• night
• live

[JuiceJrJ]

@chapstickspf We actually use a Yeti USB mic, its not amazing but it gets the job done. I want to purchase a better mic in the future for sure. But we just quiet down whatever room we are in and record, again, i want a studio in the future :P

[TheTechGuyXtra]

Pretty good, gave it a 5 on Newgrounds....

[Angdogg5]

@Editedit1993 Oh, you guys hang out everyday? You must be best friends.

Wait, who are you again?

[DeathxNail]

Great song but very unrealistic... A white pimp? I don't think so

[Rogerslevel8Gymnast]

Josh.. You're a total bad ass now. When you become famous, I am going to be like "I once ran track and field with that dude in high school".

[theking3892]

I like the song. It is pretty great. I have it stuck in my head. I find my self humming it when I am playing video games now.

[chapstickspf]

Do you have a studio to record this in? Audio sounds very professional :P

[tasha2830]

the older you get the cuter you get

[MarylandSwag]

i beat off to this video 19 times.....

[BlindxLink]

@anticlockclock I uploaded the song to the Audio Portal!

[anticlockclock]

@TheTechGuyXtra how do you grade it on newgrounds?

[fabaloopa]

GOD DAMMIT!!! I accidentally hit the like button..... good job guys! keep em cumming..... DAMMIT! ;)

Next big YouTube Channel?