Desperate Ashley

lyrics:

"Ashley dreamed last night that she was living on Planet Waffle: Much of it was like Earth except for the green skies and the lush waffle forests. The waffle trees would bloom every morning with delicious hot waffles. Most inhabitants of Planet Waffle had breakfast in the waffle forest, picking fresh waffles and then topping them with syrup from the maple creek that ran through it. Needless to say, when Ashley awakened from her dream she was craving waffles. Not knowing what to do she called me and told me all about her dream. My response was..."

You will say anything for attention and a free meal
But I'm not buying what you sell

You can do better than that
pull a different trick from your hat
or better yet, you could ask if I could come your way
spend the day and feed your skinny ass.

Don't get me wrong, I think you are special in a good way
But I'm not falling for your crap.

You've been stuck in survival mode
From your mouth no truth has been told
From me to you, it's gettin' so old but I will pick you up
go to IHOP and talk over waffles and eggs.

(instrumental)

You've been stuck in survival mode
From your mouth no truth has been told
From me to you, it's gettin' so old but I will pick you up
and feed your skinny ass.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• john
• paul
• sharp
• desperately
• ashley
• ILT
• University
• of
• Colorado
• Denver
• video
• assignment