Descartes goes into a bar and orders a beer...
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That joke is hysterical. But you tell jokes like me. Awful
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"I think therefore I am" does not imply "I do not think, therefore I am not." Denying the antecedent :)
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...That took two takes?
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What the fuck did I just watch.
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Here's a joke for you: objectivism.
HAA!
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Cropper ruined it. All I can think when I see his face is the deplorable Ayn Rand.
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descartes walks into a bar..the bartender asks..why the long face...oh wait..that a different joke isn't it??
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is it cuz he french and dont know grammar?
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I liked this one! :D
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This joke is so horrible that it actually works.
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it would have been better if he said - 'no sorry, I kant'.
smokinbill 2 years ago 77
A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The Buddhist pays him, gets his hotdog, but doesn't get any change. He says to the hotdog vendor, "What about my change?"
The hotdog vendor replies, "Change comes from within."
prodprod 2 years ago 64