Sex Offender Shuffle
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Hello my name is nigel
I like my boys weens fragile
So when i touch them they scream
But to me its a wet dream
When i rape em their muscles get tense
Good thing its just a sex offense!!!
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Hey there friends, my name is George
My neighbourhood thinks that I'm a scourge
But don't take that, into account
I'm a really nice guy, you'll come to find out
I completely regret my choices of action
I know I should of chose an older faction
But I apologised with a return to sender
So don't think of me as a sex offender
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im not here to start no trouble
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The high cash vouchers we attain
Are not for our personal gain
We move from hotel to hotel
Just cause we will burn in hell
Touching that boy gave us a ruffle
Were here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle!
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I'm Charels Dowlin, dropping rymes. I've been arrested seven times. I know that sounds like a lot...but three of those were for vandelism. I feel real bad that I got cought. Might do it again, probably not. I'm not here to make protences, I'm here because my sex offences.
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just becase they are sex offenders they deserve a second chance they can change 2
they spent there time
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I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done,
In case you were wondering
What that was,
I snuck into a bathroom and I a sfasfasd fasdfasdfas
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asfasd *silence*
don't need no troubles,
I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle.
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My name's Tim and i've done nothing wrong.
that's why i'm here singing this song.
I touched some kids nothing wrong that.
it's better than fingering my bestfriend's cat.
I play soccer, i'm a top defender.
but i can't play with kids because i'm a sex offender.
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these people are everywhere.
have a nice day!
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The state of Florida has asked us to
disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be
functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required
to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"!
i'm not here to pack my duffle, i'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle.
TheKoosalagoopagoop 2 years ago 32
Anything for a story. If the sex offenders weren't put up in these motels, they'd be under bridges with no addresses so they couldn't register...yet another violation of the law. Cities like this one don't even have areas where sex offenders can legally live because there's an elementary school or park in every single square mile. What a joke. Great story though. It panics people so of course they're going to tune in.
rpgboy22 2 years ago 15