Mark "CHOPPER" Reid Xmas poems.

Chopper reads some very 'interesting' Xmas poems.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Aussie
• Australia
• Chopper
• Reid

[Xxoo0o0o0ooxX]

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell. He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode away, piss on you all and have a hell of a day

[Xxoo0o0o0ooxX]

Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass; I'd just settle down for a nice piece of ass. Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter. I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick. I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.

[lukiejee]

and i said " what the fuck are you doing in my living room... you fucking sooty red bastard!". fucking classic XD

[J0rdie94]

Classic

[LuluLishous]

Haha Lmfao

[316greg]

This is the greatest fuckin thing i've ever seen!!!!

[lukiejee]

@Enuff4Forever

u dont have to pause and play the video. if u just pulled the dick out of your ear ud hear it the frist time

[Enuff4Forever]

How long do you reckon they pause and play this vid to write every word down?

[WILDBULL1984]

Fuckin love it!

[mrjacfre65]

2 words.... GOOD CUNT