My Baby Gave Me The Pig Flu

For anybody concerned about the Swine Flu, a little levity ... and might I add, I might be sporting the worst haircut in the history of YouTube. On the positive side, please note (or notICE :-)) that I have dropped more than 20 pounds. Maybe it's the Swine Flu! Lyrics below ...

MY BABY GAVE ME THE PIG FLU
c. 2009 Ryan Welton

VERSE 1:
My baby once gave me diamonds
They were elegant but really girlie
My baby once gave me a birthday surprise
But I showed up a little too early

I know she's got my best interests at heart
and she's a vision to behold
But I don't think I'll ever top the viral souvenir
That she brought back from Mexico

CHORUS:
My baby gave me the pig flu
My baby gave me the swine disease
Instead of celebrating high on the hog
I'm stuck a wallowin' on my knees

Why couldn't it have been the bird flu?
At least a then I could fly away
My baby gave me the pig flu
I hope I'm gonna be OK

VERSE 2:
I got the chills and some congestion
I take some aspirin and some water
My baby's got a good suggestion
Why don't you go and see the doctor

I know she's got my best interests at heart
and she's a vision to behold
But you're the one who gave me that viral souvenir
When you came back from Mexico

Category:

Music

Tags:

• swine flu
• pig flu
• epidemic
• pandemic
• original music
• songwriter
• norman
• oklahoma
• ryan welton

[sweetestmocha]

clever and witty and awesome your style is!! btw i have some swine flu symptoms as i sit here watching this. about to go take an epsom salt bath and get back to bed :) hope you feel better too!

[soonerryan2000]

Yikes, I hope you don't have it!!!

[vincesmusic33]

Hello , first let me tell you that you have some amazing talent. I am also a keyboard player / drummer / song writer / musician!! I lived in moore oklahoma for 7 years and now i live in chicago!! keep up the good work.

[soonerryan2000]

Thank you, Vince!

[sizefam4]

That was freakin hilarious! But seriously, you don't have the pig flu...do you?.....lol.....That was some great playing!

[soonerryan2000]

Thanks, man! Uh, as for the pig flu, I'm -- uh, oink, uh -- feeling a little -- oink -- under the weather. ;-)

[ShodaiDave]

That was fantastic. I've been playing for a few years, and I love the blues too. I aspire to being able to play like you one day.

[faffytunes]

Amusing title for a song

[soonerryan2000]

Thank you! :-)

[benjivaudeville]

This is brilliant. Very witty and lovely tune!! :D