Don't Leave The Lettuce Behind! How To Graciously Eat A BIG Leaf of Yummy Romaine

Ever wonder how to graciously eat that beautiful fan of healthy lettuce intended as a beautiful backdrop for some dishes on a plate in a restaurant? There's a little secret: roll it up with your fingers like a burrito!

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[BluegrassMaddie]

Could never do this, but it is an idea.

[MakeoverSessions]

Why not? That made me laugh.

[BluegrassMaddie]

Well, its like this.  I roll the vegetation for my cattle. Nice big rolls of hay for their dining pleasure. But, just not sure if I would do the same for myself.

[MakeoverSessions]

Haha! Try it and let me know if you survive. I'm not saying wear a cowbell or anything....

[BluegrassMaddie]

Just call me ole Betsy... and expect to see my commercial on TV soon. Working on the jingle now, Send me to Cali so I can roll the lettuce, yes lettuce entertain you (sing along with me).

[MakeoverSessions]

GAH! :D

[Jagdtoq]

I could almost hear that luttuce scream

:)

[BluegrassMaddie]

hee hee, hope that gave you a chuckle.

[Dave256onYT]

Yummy... That lettuce sounds nice and crunchy.

[MakeoverSessions]

Thanks, MrHollick. I came up with this one from necessity.....I don't like to mess up my lipstick trying to corral a huge piece of lettuce in my mouth. I've folded it, too, like a blanket, but I've found the rolling is way easier.

[wonderfulfuckyou]

eww

that's the part with the weird taste...