Eats Good!

This is my goofy attempt to honor Alton Brown on ten years of his show "Good Eats" on the Foodnetwork! My show is entitled "Eats Good!" -- which I do! It's a contest actually to get to go to the 10th Anniversary in Atlanta. Wow -- I look chubby on the video...Oh wait...I am. Rats. Anyway, I explain why chocolate is Womens' BFF! And you know -- it is! here's the deal with chocolate vs. men -- Dark chocolate is actually good for you. Chocolate doesnt tell you youve gained weight. It helps you to, but it certainly doesnt criticize you for it.

Spending a night with chocolate is more rewarding then spending a night with a guy. You dont have to clean up after chocolate. Well, you might have to lick your lips. After youve swallowed it, it continues to taste good. Nobody tells you youre dating the WRONG chocolate. Chocolate doesnt leave his socks on the floor.

Chocolate makes you feel like youre in love. You dont have to fake it with chocolate. Ummmthis is really good. No, really -- seriously I do like you. I need to see other flavors -- maple, vanillayou know what would be great? If you ever want to do a threesome with almonds. I have this whole turtle fantasy with caramel and nuts and you

You dont have to meet chocolates family and pretend you like them. Hi, you must be cocoa butter! Thats nice and youre milk solids! Ive heard a lot about you! When you have chocolate, you always want more.

No one is bored by chocolate.

Chocolate doesnt expect you to have sex with them just because they gave you chocolate!

Chocolate doesnt have to watch the Super Bowl.

You could have dated a lot of duds. But, chocolate is never a dud. Well, unless its a Milk Dud.

If Chocolate has a meltdown in public, the Paparazzi wont show up.

Chocolate never has bad breath.

Chocolate doesnt have to work on his Car on the weekends.

Chocolate doesnt look at porn on the internet.

Chocolate would never break up with you. But, if it did, it wouldnt join an online sex-addict club and play strip darts with 30-year olds! Chocolate doesnt get jealous if you look at other chocolates.

Chocolate doesnt care if your old boyfriend stays at your house when hes in town. So, uh, yeah, Mars Bar was in the driveway when I got here. Well, I saw Peanut Cluster was on his way out when I came in here. Did you guys have a good time? Lotta crumbs around the floor here. Hey! You left your nibs all over the driveway! I see the Mint was over

Chocolate is still good when it gets soft.




You can go both ways with chocolate -- white or black! Can I have a swirl please?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• alton brown
• foodnetwork
• chocolate
• contest
• men
• women
• chubby
• gained weight
• white chocolate
• PEA

[sukeyhawk]

Thanks! Me, too!

[plaiterentire]

Well nice video :) . i love choclate and candy xD

[sukeyhawk]

Thank you, Steve....you crack me up!!! Love, sukey

[stevegoodie03]

Classic! Stupendous! Sukey, you have done it again -- what a delightful romp, filled with whimsey and vigor and dark chocolate. Three thumbs up!! And yes, "Chocolate is still good when it gets soft." Mmmmmm.....