[Singing] Berry's Drinking Telegram

Mixed and made pretty. Berry Punch is best Pony. :3c Written in roughly 2.5 minutes, performed in 5 minutes. Kudos to Dark Aslox for the title!

Thanks to KAbuki for the FUCK AWESOME BERRY PAWNCH.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kabukihomewood/

MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?bn9m5dvhhacci1n

Lyrics:
I really love my Alcohol
It makes me really Queer
I start myself with Bourbon
Wash it down with some cheap beer
And then I chug some Red Wine
Drinking Vodka is not enough
Don't give me Gin and Tonic
Man that drink is pussy stuff
Then I go for some Jack Daniels
But I add a little twist
I throw some Absynthe in the cup
To make the bestest mix
Now I'm starting to feel the buzz
But I'm still a ways away
Man I better drink this Green Label
Six glasses makes my day
Now I think it's safe to say
That I'm no longer in a funk *hic*
Cause I've drunk enough to kill a horse
I'm finally fucking drunk! *thud*

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-Mic

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mic
• Singing
• Berry Punch
• Ruby Pinch
• Colgate
• MLP
• Ponies
• Berry Punch is best pony
• Drinking
• Drunk
• Wasted
• Shitfaced
• Hammered
• Slurred
• Ripped
• Blitzed
• Why
• Yes
• Okay

[emilysgotcurls]

Just heard Mic sing this

[AlistairAI]

Well, I'd like to See Weird Al with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia... Anypony else?

[zoeshamrock]

LOL this is hilarious! Awesome job :D

[melzardust]

That did not sound quite healthy...

[TheBronyBraeburn]

I died laughing.

[NiteReepa]

This is my new song for the pub :D

[TheRandomkid321]

When he is extremely drunk he sounds australian.

[TheMCRedStoner]

Omg this is the same tune as pinkie's party invite

[Constantine160]

The 'THUD' at the songs' conclusion just cinches is. Well done!

[Weirdoforu]

FUCK THAT. Gin and Tonic is delicious.

[Pyro25100]

Lol this is why you're my fave out of the bunch.

[althebunny]

OHMYGAWD plz stop I can't catch my breath from laughing!!!