Rifftrax: Paranormal Activity Sample

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Paranormal Activity succeeds by putting the viewer in the most deviously terrifying position ever imagined by a filmmaker: captive audience to an idiot's home movie. It recreates the experience of being stuck in a room with Micah (pronounced MEEK-uh, or DOOSH-bag), the kind of guy you immediately want to start punching and never stop punching until the punching is done. The kind of guy who spends his free time at the mall, conspicuously checking out 16-year olds while chatting loudly on his Bluetooth headset about hair gels. In short, Micah is a super sweet dude.

In a hard-to-swallow supernatural twist, Micah has somehow acquired a live-in girlfriend, Katie. In any other film she would stand out as a shrill, unlikeable person, but in the twisted world ofParanormal Activity she is borderline tolerable. Katie carries some baggage, namely some sort of ghost, or demon, or...well it's not really clear. Whatever it is, it's up to no good, pulling off masterful scares such as moving keys off the counter, and gradually shifting a door while Micah and Katie sleep. By the way, get used to watching Micah and Katie sleep, because that's pretty much the whole movie. Oh, and one time they go outside and Katie sits in a chair.

Strap in for terror, or at least a steady, crushing, existential dread, as Mike, Kevin, and Bill go up against the film equivalent of sitting next to a talkative moron on a 6-hour flight: Paranormal Activity.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/paranormal-activity

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rifftrax
• MST3K
• Paranormal Activity
• Riff
• Mystery Science Theater
• Comedy

[Druzica18]

@Sarasirk531: "Micah, you dumbass! Those pop-tarts were MARKED, dammit! They had MY NAME ON THEM and everything! You owe me four dollars, man! Who the hell eats twelve of the damn things at once, anyway?!!!"

[Sarasirk531]

@Druzica18 "You're such a BASTARD! First it was the doors-- I closed those damn things so the AC wouldn't blow itself out, but NO! You have to keep OPENING THEM! And now you've stolen my cherry poptarts, you asshole! THAT WAS THE LAST BOX! Fuck, I have to go to K-Mart again."

[getmario64]

Even Roger Ebert states that Paranormal Activity 3 was consider that the audience are making noises and make fun of it just like RiffTrax in his review! But of course he hates the movie!

[SGFAZ]

@animeotaku234 When an Anime Otaku tries to speak the English language, we can't tell what the hell he's saying.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@Zakurako

If you're a complete asshole moron like Micah, sure. But if you're a sane human being? Fat chance.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@femoman

...No.

[JKovaloff]

....yo ill solve it <--- best part

[TheBlackPhoenix100]

@licosky

I haven't seen it yet. I'll try seeing it in the dark by myself first time I watch it.

[Misslilaccat]

@hiroshimatwinky

No, why what happens and when