Skyrim: The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume 1

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Time to read my favourite bed time story

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Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
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[HidingMyShame]

what armor/clothing are you wearing :O

the only thing with a cape i know of is redguard garb ><

[FarjuansPlayHouse]

@HidingMyShame nightingale armour, you acquire it during the thieves guild plot line

[rgzdev]

Don't worry! I come from the nerfNOW.

[FarjuansPlayHouse]

@rgzdev Lol they did a comic about it! That makes it sooo much easier to fap to this

[grim2623]

The adventures of Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

[FarjuansPlayHouse]

@grim2623 that comment is just so full of win

[Repudation]

I want my innocence back.

[crustylion321]

I can fap to this

[RosenrotRtLiebchen87]

you just sound creepy...

[AlexSaysHi2013]

Wait a minute there are no spears in Skyrim...ooooohhhh snap

[mapomonster]

oh god..

[Pandastar27]

"But its huge! It could take me all night!"

[Flashcat911]

... It's one of the //few// books I actually kept and put on a bookshelf. OTL

[TheXeroStorm]

The irony is that it was an actual spear

[juan199945]

Well...

[CTmera]

@RameNumeral Thanks!

[RameNumeral]

@CTmera There's a copy of the first on the desk where you find mercer's plans in the mission The Pursuit quest under the Thieve's Guild questline.

[KingDiamondHead]

hot

[EmperorOfMars]

WTF? that's full out bestiality

[TheBansheeBomb]

@CTmera both should be in haelga's bunkhouse in riften

[CTmera]

WHERE DID YOU GET VOLUME I?!?!

I can only get Volume II :/

[Warufado]

why

[SlipAllCityToy]

Oh god I lol'd at the end.

I was very dissappointed that they kept the lusty argonian maid going with good taste.

I want a long graphic novel!

DAMN YOU PG!

DAMN YOU!

[novatroop]

DEAR GOD I WANT MY INNOCENCE BACK

[YoshiLover122]

Dat Lifts-Her-Tail. xDDDD

[BlueToOrange]

I loved the ending

[TheThordir]

@DJCDavisDubstep

There is also a second volume :D,

[nataku7]

I used to be a lusty maid too, then i took an arrow to the knee...