I am a Superhero! (Drunk at a bar)

New song is new.

This is a story about a guy trying to impress someone at a bar. He's very drunk and it's not going his way.

Lyrics:

I can tell you what it's liek but I can't tell you what it's not
I'm the failure prince of grace in this bar
I'm the man you wanna sleep with
But you'll never call me back
I don't care I don't care at all

I can't see straight-Never said I could but you believed it
Yeah you believed it like nothing ever said
I have no vegan powers or super hipster prowess but
I'm a badass
Yeah I'm a badass

And I am a super hero!
With super skills in being your escape!
I am a super hero!
Here's your heart spread on my cape

Okay I get I'm not what you'd expect, but shut up!
Pay attention or it's your last regret
See I'm the only one who-can-do-this-dance I do
I could call you back yeah?
That's alright, that's alright

I can't see straight-Never said I could but you believed it
Yeah you believed it like nothing ever said
I have no vegan powers or super hipster prowess but
I'm a badass
Yeah I'm a badass

And I say Hey! What a wonderful kind of day confess that I'm your sunshine and I won't go away, away

And I am a super hero!
With super skills in being your escape!
I am a super hero!
Here's your heart spread on my cape!
I am a super hero!
It's what I do I fly away!
I am a super hero!
Here's my love spread on your chest!

I am a super hero!

I'm drunk...

I am a super hero!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• music
• drunk
• super
• what
• what the fuck
• lame
• lulz