gospel through a dummy

The gospel of the lord Jesus Christ as preached by God through the witness of poor penny johnson jonson and his ventriloquist dummy sweet pea, a white muppet. The things of God are communicated to the average man through the (by the world's standards, as described by God in his word) lowest of his creation in order to confound the learned and supposedly wise man (and Wing Commanders who hate pizza delivery drivers). We are born into sin and cannot be saved except through Jesus Christ (a personal relationship with God through our saviour Jesus Christ is our only salvation).

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[therealfriday13th]

I'll remove myself from the content and simply say that you suck at ventriloquism (you DON'T move your own lips, dumbass!)