GRANITE STATE OF MIND 2: PLOW GUY BOOGALOO (The SSP)

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FROM NORTH CHURCH IN MARKET SQUARE
TO GREAT NORTH WOODS OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
I JUST HEARD THAT M-U-R (CHANNEL 9)
IS FORCASTIN' A NOREASTER (I'M READY)
WHO'S GONNA COME AND CLEAN THE GROUND
WHEN THAT SNOW IS FALLIN DOWN?
I'M IN A GRANITE STATE OF MIND
WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT? (WHAT'S UP GUY!)
WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT? (WHAT'S UP GUY! YEAH)
HE'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN....
HE IS, YEAH I SAID IT, HE IS
THIS IS NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHERE THE FIRST PRIMARY IS
AND SUNAPEE IS WHERE STEVEN TYLER USED TO SING
GOT PURPLE LILAC, PURPLE FINCH, AND JOHN IRVING
WHERE'S THE LOOT OF BLACKBEARD?AT THE ISLES OF SHOALS OR NOT?
I GET TO LAKE UMBAGOG THAT'S FOR PEOPLE NORTH OF THE NOTCH
SWITZERLAND OF AMERICA TO TOURISTS ON VACATION THREE YEARS RUNNIN', SAFEST STATE IN THE NATION, I'M REPPIN' THE ANDROSCOGGIN, PISCATAQUA, MERRIMACK NO INCOME, JUST AN INTEREST AND DIVIDENDS TAX
YEAH I'M TALKING SIX, ZERO, THREE, THEY CALL IT COW HAMPSHIRE
THAT'S WHY I AM MILKING THIS JOKE FOR EVERYTHING ITS WORTH
NEW HAMPSHIRE IS SANDING HIGHWAYS
FROM CEDAR WATERS TO WINNIPESAUKEE
IN THE CITY OF ROCHESTER (SEACOAST...)
IN THE CITY OF GOOD OLD KEENE IN THE CITY, THE CITY OF CONCORD (YEAH YEAH YEAH)
WHO AM I CALLING
WHEN SNOW IS FALLING?
WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT?
HE IS, YEAH I SAID IT, HE IS,
HE MIGHT LIVE TO A HUNDRED
IT'S WHERE GRANNY D LIVED
READ THE UNION LEADER
HIT THE PALACE THEATER
FOLLOWIN' MY TEAMS
FISHER CATS! BEAT THE SEA DOGS GO MONARCHS! "HOME OF THE WORLD'S WORST WEATHER", JOHN MASON FOUNDED IT BUT HE NEVER LIVED HERE 93, SCREAMING GO BACK TO TAXACHUSETTS
GOT ATTITASH, CRANMORE, CANNON, LOON, THEY GOT WACHUSETT (YEAH)
FROM UNH TO PLYMOUTH STATE, DEAN KAMEN'S WHY I'M STANDING
WHEN I'M ON MY SEGWAY (YEAH)
MY PLOW GUY BANKS ROADS
LIKE DAN BROWN MADE BANK OFF THE DA VINCI CODE (YEAH)
I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT
WE INVENTED TUPPERWARE AND GAVE YOU RONNIE JAMES DIO
NEW HAMPSHIRE GIRLS, WE'RE WICKED AWESOME
HATS, GLOVES, SCARVES, WE SKI AT GUNSTOCK
DRY, CHAPPED SKIN SO TOUGH WE'LL BREAK YOUR ICICLE
NEW HAMPSHIRE GIRLS, SOUND INAPPROPRIATE
TALKING TWIN MOUNTAINS AND OUR FUNSPOT
NH REPRESENT, I CALL MY PLOW GUY...
CUZ HE'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT
IT'S CRAZY HOW YOU CAN GO FROM HAVING NO DOUGH
TO EVERYBODY ON YOUR PHONE, NO SLOWBLOW IGNORE THE PARKING BAN, YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED YO NEXT TIME I'M SHOPPING I CAN'T FORGET THE NO-DOZE IN FEBRUARY, SEEMS EVERYBODY ASKS FOR THE SERVICE WHICH EVERYBODY PAYS CASH FOR I'M FROM NASHUA, I DRIVE A TRUCK THAT I BOUGHT WHAT YOU THINK I PLOW FOR, TO BUY YOU A NEW MAILBOX? PEOPLE SNICKER WHEN IT'S JUST A DUSTING BUT CALL ME PANICKED WHEN THE WEATHER IS SUCKING I'M A FAN OF GLEE, SO MIKE O'MALLEY PAYS NOTHING THIS BRIGHT, YELLOW LIGHT WILL LET YOU KNOW I'M COMING I GOT A JOB THAT CAN TAKE THE PLACE OF SLEEPING AND TO BOOT, UH IT'S FREEZING AND WE'RE FLEETING, WHEN IT'S SLEETING
SO THE GOVERNOR CAN MAKE IT TO A MEETING
GET OUT MY WAY IF YOU'RE CROSS COUNTRY SKIING DRIVING SLOW TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM SPEEDING PIT STOP TO EAT, THOUGH THE STORM'S IN FULL SWING HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHILI LIME CHICKEN WINGS? WHAT'S THAT FRAME? TENSILE STEEL
HIGH OCTANE? WHAT?! I'M USING DIESEL!
YOU'RE SLIPPIN' I'M HITTIN' THE GAS STATION FOR A REFILL YOU FEELIN' LIKE YOU SHOVELIN? NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL
(WHAT'S UP GUY!)

• Category

  Comedy

[Steven Schukert]

Go NEW HAMPSHIRe

[ZiplokMusic]

thanks much, appreciate seeing New Hampshire in a POSITIVE LIGHT!!!!! SSP Rules!!!!

[Heather Castor]

OMG ME TOO

[Heather Castor]

Fritz Weatherbee hes on cronicle

[Heather Castor]

this rocks, love my New Hampshire <3

[Heather Castor]

FRITZ!!!

[nugirl2010]

that girl has a great voice.

[pixelvale]

Fritz Wetherbee

[HampshireHick]

Love New Hampshire!

[John haddock]

Fugin' excellent.



[alrightcoolthen]

hahahaha i love this. Who's this guy who opens it? I know him but idk how?

[Derek Low]

5:10 for Matt bonner :)