GRANITE STATE OF MIND 2: PLOW GUY BOOGALOO (The SSP)

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FROM NORTH CHURCH IN MARKET SQUARE
TO GREAT NORTH WOODS OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
I JUST HEARD THAT M-U-R (CHANNEL 9)
IS FORCASTIN' A NOREASTER (I'M READY)
WHO'S GONNA COME AND CLEAN THE GROUND
WHEN THAT SNOW IS FALLIN DOWN?
I'M IN A GRANITE STATE OF MIND
WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT? (WHAT'S UP GUY!)
WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT? (WHAT'S UP GUY! YEAH)
HE'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN....
HE IS, YEAH I SAID IT, HE IS
THIS IS NEW HAMPSHIRE, WHERE THE FIRST PRIMARY IS
AND SUNAPEE IS WHERE STEVEN TYLER USED TO SING
GOT PURPLE LILAC, PURPLE FINCH, AND JOHN IRVING
WHERE'S THE LOOT OF BLACKBEARD?AT THE ISLES OF SHOALS OR NOT?
I GET TO LAKE UMBAGOG THAT'S FOR PEOPLE NORTH OF THE NOTCH
SWITZERLAND OF AMERICA TO TOURISTS ON VACATION THREE YEARS RUNNIN', SAFEST STATE IN THE NATION, I'M REPPIN' THE ANDROSCOGGIN, PISCATAQUA, MERRIMACK NO INCOME, JUST AN INTEREST AND DIVIDENDS TAX
YEAH I'M TALKING SIX, ZERO, THREE, THEY CALL IT COW HAMPSHIRE
THAT'S WHY I AM MILKING THIS JOKE FOR EVERYTHING ITS WORTH
NEW HAMPSHIRE IS SANDING HIGHWAYS
FROM CEDAR WATERS TO WINNIPESAUKEE
IN THE CITY OF ROCHESTER (SEACOAST...)
IN THE CITY OF GOOD OLD KEENE IN THE CITY, THE CITY OF CONCORD (YEAH YEAH YEAH)
WHO AM I CALLING
WHEN SNOW IS FALLING?
WHO'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT?
HE IS, YEAH I SAID IT, HE IS,
HE MIGHT LIVE TO A HUNDRED
IT'S WHERE GRANNY D LIVED
READ THE UNION LEADER
HIT THE PALACE THEATER
FOLLOWIN' MY TEAMS
FISHER CATS! BEAT THE SEA DOGS GO MONARCHS! "HOME OF THE WORLD'S WORST WEATHER", JOHN MASON FOUNDED IT BUT HE NEVER LIVED HERE 93, SCREAMING GO BACK TO TAXACHUSETTS
GOT ATTITASH, CRANMORE, CANNON, LOON, THEY GOT WACHUSETT (YEAH)
FROM UNH TO PLYMOUTH STATE, DEAN KAMEN'S WHY I'M STANDING
WHEN I'M ON MY SEGWAY (YEAH)
MY PLOW GUY BANKS ROADS
LIKE DAN BROWN MADE BANK OFF THE DA VINCI CODE (YEAH)
I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A SEATBELT
WE INVENTED TUPPERWARE AND GAVE YOU RONNIE JAMES DIO
NEW HAMPSHIRE GIRLS, WE'RE WICKED AWESOME
HATS, GLOVES, SCARVES, WE SKI AT GUNSTOCK
DRY, CHAPPED SKIN SO TOUGH WE'LL BREAK YOUR ICICLE
NEW HAMPSHIRE GIRLS, SOUND INAPPROPRIATE
TALKING TWIN MOUNTAINS AND OUR FUNSPOT
NH REPRESENT, I CALL MY PLOW GUY...
CUZ HE'S GONNA PLOW THIS TOWN TONIGHT
IT'S CRAZY HOW YOU CAN GO FROM HAVING NO DOUGH
TO EVERYBODY ON YOUR PHONE, NO SLOWBLOW IGNORE THE PARKING BAN, YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED YO NEXT TIME I'M SHOPPING I CAN'T FORGET THE NO-DOZE IN FEBRUARY, SEEMS EVERYBODY ASKS FOR THE SERVICE WHICH EVERYBODY PAYS CASH FOR I'M FROM NASHUA, I DRIVE A TRUCK THAT I BOUGHT WHAT YOU THINK I PLOW FOR, TO BUY YOU A NEW MAILBOX? PEOPLE SNICKER WHEN IT'S JUST A DUSTING BUT CALL ME PANICKED WHEN THE WEATHER IS SUCKING I'M A FAN OF GLEE, SO MIKE O'MALLEY PAYS NOTHING THIS BRIGHT, YELLOW LIGHT WILL LET YOU KNOW I'M COMING I GOT A JOB THAT CAN TAKE THE PLACE OF SLEEPING AND TO BOOT, UH IT'S FREEZING AND WE'RE FLEETING, WHEN IT'S SLEETING
SO THE GOVERNOR CAN MAKE IT TO A MEETING
GET OUT MY WAY IF YOU'RE CROSS COUNTRY SKIING DRIVING SLOW TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM SPEEDING PIT STOP TO EAT, THOUGH THE STORM'S IN FULL SWING HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHILI LIME CHICKEN WINGS? WHAT'S THAT FRAME? TENSILE STEEL
HIGH OCTANE? WHAT?! I'M USING DIESEL!
YOU'RE SLIPPIN' I'M HITTIN' THE GAS STATION FOR A REFILL YOU FEELIN' LIKE YOU SHOVELIN? NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL
(WHAT'S UP GUY!)

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[jmade1914]

Also good to know a plow guy the day before Halloween this year!

[gearsofwar2pwnfest]

whos gonna plow goffstown tonight hell yeaaahhhhhhh!!

[rumneyjoe]

this video makes me glad i dont live there anymore

[rox18bury]

Thumbs up for Stonyfield yogurt.

[alrightcoolthen]

@WolfLord5 hahaha i used to drive past cedar waters all the time to get to soccer tournaments and my horse barn and as a kid i thought it was the funniest, most outlandish thing in the world. Now i live in chicagoland and i would give anything to get back to the seacoast.

[Bandrosonk]

Hellz yeah GO rochester!

[itsjustlizzieee]

I am not the type to leave mean comments... But I must say the girls voice kinda ruins the song.

[BigChiefMike]

They actually got the Governor to be in the video. I fucking love this state

[IrishmanNH]

Cow Hampsha... That's why i'm milking this joke, LOL priceless

[violentkev82]

Not much plowing this year in the ole NH, not in the Nottingham area at least.

[deliveryboy1]

Definitely thinking of this song when I was out plowing this weekend!! Haha...

[TheDopamineFiend]

Fritz is a G this is awesome!