Patton Oswalt: Gay Marriage and Green Lantern Rings.

Patton Oswalt discussing the insanity behind faith and the bible. Also, his own take on the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory, in Giant Anus form.

Do yourself a favour and go buy "Finest Hour", Patton Oswalt's latest album. This man is responsible for the revival of the craft that is Stand Up Comedy this past decade. He deserves your money. All of it.

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[MrMotherfuck123]

Fuck that guy.

[Soundboy6]

NO U

[jaredthiele1]

I met the guy who wrote the first half of this joke a couple months ago and today I was talking to him and he was like I wrote this joke for that short fat comedian... I was like holy shit I love that joke!

[Soundboy6]

Uhh... You sure about that, dude? I dont think Patton has writers. Also, he deserves the respect of being referred to by name. Comedy would still be dead as fuck were it not for his efforts. Him, Zack, Brian and Maria helped the resurgence of Alt comedy.

[Foreverace Justace]

This dude is being a bit disrespectful

[Soundboy6]

For being honest about people when they're fucking wrong? I wish more people were like this on a regular basis.

[TheFubbick]

Thanks. I agree that people are fucking stupid that they can't see what a gigantic load of bullshit religion is. The person who created it all those thousands of years ago should have a place in history as The Greatest Bullshitter of All Time.

[david rojek]

Anthony Jeselnik (or his people) wrote a few jokes for Patton when he was on the show.

[johnathanclark79]

I guess he's not touring the south east of US.

[Melanie Wigner]

I've read all your comments. and I like the way you think. thank for spouting something that actually makes sense. I wish people would use their own damn discretion to judge people and treat people based on their own feeling and what they feel is right, rather than to do what a (bullshit) book tells them to do. I just don't understand how so many people can read a fucking book and let it decide for them how to treat people. seriously. what the fuck!!

[Rodri Uni]

Fucking garbage. Lowest tier of comedy. I can't believe how much people like this cunt. My fucking face cannot crack a smile at this fucker. He's like a 12-year-old who thinks he's saying something actually valid, and either only other 12-year olds like this shit or complete idiots do.

[TheLineCutter]

that comment is so random? why black? cause he is depressed looking or emo? I find it hard to see the abvious connection there.

[TheLineCutter]

Yh David Spade let's other people write his jokes, not Patton ...

[Tyler Wallace]

WHALES MAKE ME EAT MORE!

[theScytheofGod]

I hate Patton on any tv show or movie, but his stand-up is some of the best ever made or ever will be.