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Two Fleas
Two fleas were talking and then one said to the other:

- Do you know what our problem? We do not fly, only we jump. Hence our chance of survival when we are perceived by the dog is zero. Is why there are many more flies than fleas.

And they hired a fly as a consultant, entered a program of re-flight and flew out. After some time, the first flea said to the other:

- You know what? Flying is not enough, because we stuck to the body of the dog and our reaction time is much smaller than the speed of scratched him. We must learn to do as bees, which suck nectar and take off quickly.

And they hired the consulting services of a bee, who taught the technique comes flying sucks. It worked, but not resolved. The first flea explained why:

- Our bag for storing blood is small, so we have to spend too much time sucking. Escape, we escape to, but we are not eating right. We have to learn how to make the mosquitoes to feed on that speed.

And a fly gave them an advice to increase the size of the abdomen. Resolved, but for a few minutes. As they become larger, the approximation of them was easily perceived by the dog, and they were amazed even before landing. It was then they found a bouncing pulguinha:

- Huh, you're huge! They made plastic?

- No, reengineering. Now we are fleas adapted to the challenges of the twenty-first century. Flew, poked and can store more food.

- And why are they look like a hungry?

- This is temporary. We are already doing consulting with a bat, that will teach us the technique of radar. And you?

- Oh, I'm fine. Strong and healthy.

It was true. The pulguinha was fresh and well fed. But pulgones not want to give the leg a twist:

- But you're not worried about the future? No one thought of re-engineering?

- Who said it? I hired a slug as a consultant.

- What do snails have to do with fleas?

- Everything. I had the same problem as you two. But instead of saying to the slug that I wanted, I let her assess the situation and I suggest the best solution. She spent three days there, quietly, just watching the dog and then she gave me the diagnosis.

- And what do slug suggested?

- "Do not change anything. Just sit in the peak of the dog. It is the only place his paw does not reach. "

MORAL: You do not need a radical re-engineering to be more efficient. Often, the big change is a simple matter of repositioning.

Text attributed to Max Gehringer.

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  • Wonderfool 5***** Moma.

  • Obrigada pelo carinhoso comentário, tenha um lindo fim de semana.

  • Pois eh, qdo nao estamos contentes com nos mesmos, nada vai bem, nao eh?

  • É verdade maninha. Bjinhos, um ótimo fds.

  • Maravilhoso!!!!! Quanto dinheiro vemos pessoas gastando para nada!!!!!!! A simplicidade às vezes funciona muito melhor..hehehehehehe

  • As vezes a solução de tudo esta bem na nossa frente e nem percebemos.

    Bjs amiga.

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  • ✿ஜீ✿Muito bom!!!rs✿ஜீ✿bjinhos lindaa!!✿ஜீ✿

  • Estou muito feliz em saber que gostou.

    Tenha um lindo fim de semana.

    Bjs,

  • Estou muito feliz em saber que gostou.

    Tenha um lindo fim de semana.

    Bjs,

  • Estou muito feliz em saber que gostou.

    Tenha um lindo fim de semana.

    Bjs,

  • I am very glad you liked it.

    Have a lovely weekend.

    Kisses

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