Protect the Krill

Before it's too late!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sea Shepard
• Whale Wars
• Whales
• Krill
• Out of the Wild Venezuela
• Global Warming
• Discovery Channel
• Whaling
• Snowwalkerone

[yeshuahfullofit]

@SnowWalkerPrime What is needed is a grassroots movement to compel Betty Crocker to market "Whale Helper". Just look what it did for hamburger. Just think, Cheese Whale and Macaroni; Salisbury Whale; and my favorite, Classic Whale Stroganoff. Umm-um! And it protects you from Heart attacks.

[SnowWalkerPrime]

@yeshuahfullofit "Whale Helper" I love that idea. Or if we could get one of the giant fast food chains to market, Deep fried Whale blubber. Deep fried in it's own oil. Super rich, super healthy Whale blubber and oil. Lets get the U.S. Healthy again.

[wakeupofg]

Krill? Whale? I thought the only thing left in the oceans was sharks and jellyfish. And sometimes cubans.

[BusinessIDBAI]

But, Krill enslaved my family and raped my neighbors children! Krill must fucking die. Zionist... No! Illuminati Krill masterminds. They only make you THINK that the whales are committing genocide on them, but really, they're building condos and weapons factories in there, you know how much fucking space is in a whale? Enough to serve as a nuclear silo!

You've been warned, the Krill masterminds were behind 9/11! The whales are just hapless victims of their insidious plans!

[SnowWalkerPrime]

@aussiefied I know. Those bloody Whale hugging hippies. Twisting the truth and mudding up the facts.

[SnowWalkerPrime]

@BillDalek And eating Whale Blubber protects you from Heart attacks.

[aussiefied]

@SnowWalkerPrime I haven't seen it in stores for ages, and I live on the coast near a Humpback migration route. It ought to be plentiful and cheap! Sigh.

If you can't get your hands on some whale, how are you going to learn enough about them to prevent extinction - the hippies are shooting themselves in the feet with this, I tell's ya. Damn hippies don't know the first thing about whales - such as what they taste like, for instance!

I notice the beard is coming back, by the way :) Awesome!

[xTheFurryAthiestx]

I already have some for you. It was a 'bumper crop' this year. I'll send you some.

[Gripen1974]

@SnowWalkerPrime It tasted mostly salt and abit fishy/scrimpy

[SnowWalkerPrime]

@SuperSoylent2 You know Super. I am pretty darn sure the exoskeleton of the Krill is made up mostly of carbonate, so they are sequestering CO2 in their shells, and when they die that floats harmless down into the depths of the ocean. More Krill means less Global warming. You know the more I think about it, the more I am convinced the Sea Shepard and those Whale hugging nuts are intent upon destroying the Planet. Pro-Whale is a code word for Anti-Krill. Anti-Krill = Anti-Human.