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Uploaded on Mar 30, 2009

Crosby Sucks song lyrics:

A complainer, a lamer
not a future hall of famer
got Bettman's,
affection
but he's surely not "The Next One"
his mouth is always
running
with his swollen flapping lips
that he puckers up for
Mario
when he isn't sucking......

Crosby sucks
he's out of luck,
cause all the
tears and press attention will not
help him catch
Ovechkin
Crosby sucks

He's a diver, a whiner
with a wimpy
one-timer
a cheater, a bleater
and a loser, not a leader
he talks a lot
of smack because
he thinks he'll kick your butt
he'll just hit you with
his stick
and then he'll punch you in the nuts

Canadian
sensation
well at least on certain stations
a poster child for
francophiles
who dance to Zombie Nation
all his fans are morons
who
defend his every stunt
and the "C" that's on his chest
well it really
stands for...

Crosby sucks
like laser pucks, though you can
dress
him up with lipstick, you can't
photoshop statistics
Crosby sucks

A
yoni, a phony
losing races with zambonis
it's scary how you're
married
to Lemieux and Donna Cherry
you aren't worth this music
or your
40 million bucks, you'll
waste your life in Pittsburgh
and you'll never
win the Cup

Crosby sucks,
won't win the cup, how can the
fans of
Swann and Bettis
stand in line to buy his sweater?
and stand behind his
letters
when Malkin's clearly better?
Crosby sucks

WAAH, WAAH,
WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH
BOO HOO, CINDY CRIESBY

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