Crosby Sucks by Pummeler

Crosby Sucks song lyrics:

A complainer, a lamer
not a future hall of famer
got Bettman's,
affection
but he's surely not "The Next One"
his mouth is always
running
with his swollen flapping lips
that he puckers up for
Mario
when he isn't sucking......

Crosby sucks
he's out of luck,
cause all the
tears and press attention will not
help him catch
Ovechkin
Crosby sucks

He's a diver, a whiner
with a wimpy
one-timer
a cheater, a bleater
and a loser, not a leader
he talks a lot
of smack because
he thinks he'll kick your butt
he'll just hit you with
his stick
and then he'll punch you in the nuts

Canadian
sensation
well at least on certain stations
a poster child for
francophiles
who dance to Zombie Nation
all his fans are morons
who
defend his every stunt
and the "C" that's on his chest
well it really
stands for...

Crosby sucks
like laser pucks, though you can
dress
him up with lipstick, you can't
photoshop statistics
Crosby sucks

A
yoni, a phony
losing races with zambonis
it's scary how you're
married
to Lemieux and Donna Cherry
you aren't worth this music
or your
40 million bucks, you'll
waste your life in Pittsburgh
and you'll never
win the Cup

Crosby sucks,
won't win the cup, how can the
fans of
Swann and Bettis
stand in line to buy his sweater?
and stand behind his
letters
when Malkin's clearly better?
Crosby sucks

WAAH, WAAH,
WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH
BOO HOO, CINDY CRIESBY

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• Sidney Crosby
• Pummeler
• song

[paolocampisi13]

great song here, he's been back for two weeks now and i'm already sick of him. i really hate how the media carries him and sets him above other NHL players who are clearly better

[gopens25]

I am a huge pens fan and think sid is an awesome player. this is a pretty hilarious song though. This is why hockey is awesome.

[isamtheman87]

*cant photoshop statistics....

[isamtheman87]

lol your right you can photoshop statistics and he did win a stanley cup... nice song though its catchy though its dead off

[ZecrosYache]

@paolocampisi13 He's out again! So pumped!

[ovechkinnbackstrom]

Fuck you Cindy crysby

[burritochampi]

@MillerIsJesus ok there pal, buffalo is not even a contender.

[burritochampi]

@MillerIsJesus miller, buffalo has a lot of cups right?

[Wbjpen]

@chlarock Yeah yeah, now go back to drinking tea and reading War and Peace you English fuck-tard.

[MissZDrewBieber]

its funny cuz the year he posted the song crosby won the cup.... :]