Flight of the Conchords - Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

Season 2, Episode 5

This song rocks!!
Definitely one of the top songs for the 2nd season

Lyrics:

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!

[Jemaine]
Going to the party
Sippin on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami

[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
5 to 1 is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mark its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks!

[Dave]
Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods

[Jemaine]
Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

[Jemaine]
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

• Category

  Comedy

[MrWookie91]

why would you play this at a gay bar? you should be playing "there aren't enough dicks on the dancefloor"

[YngwieStrat Shredder]

I run a gay night club and i'm totally playing this tonight!

[Double Walker]

For the sake of irony...

That or in case of issues regarding fire code.

[Elise Lillebostad]

overload on dick-jokes

[LeafFreedom]

Damn, there are to many dicks on this comment dance floor.

[saltyninja]

wow way to point out the obvious about the joke he was making

[tojiroh]

You're the one who mistook "verbal" (as in pertaining to language in general) for "oral" (as in "spoken"), which is understandable coming from the son of a champion cocksucker, AKA your Mom. :-)

[MrWookie91]

actually dumbass it would just be irony. For it to be "verbal" we would need to be speaking to each other face to face. AKA you're a fucking idiot.

[tojiroh]

It's called verbal irony, AKA sarcasm.

[EnigmaHood]

jesus christ is a dick, no thank you.