WK 2: "Turn Ya Swag On" RAP

Hate week track! For all ya'll who keep askin'! It's a spoof of off "Turn My Swag On" By Soulja Boy. This weeks picks are below the lyrics.

CHORUS:
Holla, CNS! Turn the swag on!
Take a look at the mob and say "Whats Up!?"
YEAH! PH FUNNY!
Holla, CNS! Turn the swag on!
Take a look at the mob and say "Whats Up!?"
YEAH! PH FUNNY!

VERSE 1:
I Rep-Rep the Dirty south...Representin' that Dallas,
that city with a star. Go ahead, grab that Altas.
Texan bred Fan, man! I take yall's cookies.
And take the "Tonka Trucks" from ya lame duck rookies.
This "win a game" stuff you must've picked up in a movie,
"Little Giants" My BOOTY! Big Screen, ya'll losin...
Vicious in my nature... Not sure of nomenclature,
Cop bet a bad wager, wavered, now needs US to cater!?
Dawg, do us a favor eat your words like Cramer.
I would show you mercy but I am NOT the Savior.
I'm just the one bearin' news that: WE DONT CARE!
About you and your life, Come to Dallas if you dare.
Rippin' you to shreds to were the meds won't take care of ya.
Dawg, don't come back til the swag gets scarier!
I'm a Cowboy for life, no matter what dilemma.
Im maintainin' that chin up cuz I am a Star Defenda! GO!

VERSE 2:
Im a menace... A disease like grimace,
That hits you in the face like a deaf, blind dentist.
And I speak with of voice of a powerful nation,
much louder than Vicks alleged dog altercations.
Elation fills veins with sensation,
So much More intense than a Pacman citation.
Collaborating with my vocative vocal vibrations,
I bring no reservation due to lack of admiration
And the lake of recognition for The Big-D population
So Big D sent me to make investigations.
So please tune in to my keen observation:
CNS owns... I give demonstrations.
Takin' names, Makin' targets. All will get a piece:
Pride, Steps, Sczlep, Nicole, The Elf, Methos and Key!
Cuz I play for keeps! And Big D is my peeps!
C to the N S, P to the H, PLEASE!!


SIDENOTE: Ya'll Giants Copia punks are HILARIOUSLY stupid right now. Oh well, right? As far as picks, I went 10-6 last week...

Here are this weeks picks: Falcons, Vikings, Packers, Cardinals, Raiders, Jets, Saints, Texans, Redskins, Bills, 49ers, Steelers, Browns, Ravens, Colts, COWBOYS.

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[TrueBronco89]

dude do you live in Dallas? you look JUST like my old manager. and he RAPPED. lol im not making this shit up bro

[Phajpahee50]

Na lol. I WISH. I live like 6 hours out.

Manager for what? what do you do?

[TrueBronco89]

good song though. oh and HOW COULD YOU pick the browns against us Broncs... weak bro weak. GO BRONCOS!!!!

[Phajpahee50]

Browns are my 2nd favorite team so i'm kinda bias lol

[withy40ozz]

Withy wanna be

[Phajpahee50]

LOL! WASSUP BABY!

You in town yet?

[stalinisnumber1]

1. You're a faggot.

2. You can't lipsync to save a life.

3. You're most definitely a faggot.

[TexasNightmare512]

dumbass hows the playoff going for ya?....Oh wait!

[tylersj15]

fuk tha cowboyz brah all bout tha bay nigguh so tht means go niners all day 408 let's go niners fuk ya cowboy ass

[TrueBronco89]

must feel bad that the cowboys are falling apart.

[Laurence0802]

good job man! killed it! L

[TexasNightmare512]

Soulja boy sucks cock but you made this a lot better.

[TrueBronco89]

well one of my jobs is Aeropostale in a mall. I live in Lewisville but i work in Plano. dude i drove by the stadium yesterday it is HUGE looks like a space ship lol.

[WillAlwaysBeAVirgin]

i would love to beat the fuck out of this kid.

dallas will always suck!