Rise of the Planet of the Apes Trailer Review by The Mysterious Union Fighting For Superpower!

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes hits theaters August 5th. The movie may be great, but so is the fear of the apes! So what can we do to resist the rise of the apes? The secret society known as the Mysterious Union Fighting For Superpower, or M.U.F.F.S., discuss their plans to 'neutralize' James Franco, deal with the Rise of the Apes, and how to manipulate the masses by means of Kim Kardashian! Swag.

Transcript:
Secret Society Sketch

#1 - Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Scene 1

Head Dude:
Members, all rise, I call this meeting of the Mysterious Union Fighting For Superpower to order on this, the third Tuesday of July (interrupts himself). You are getting all of this right? Any questions INTERN?


Alex:
Yeah. You guys are called MUFFS?


Head Dude:
Well, yes. If you want to say it short.

Alex:
Muffs? you know what it means...

Head Dude
I know what it means, the name was picked 100 years ago before- anyway INTERN. Back to business. SO. As you know, the apes. They have started to Rise. Again. It seems quite serious this time. (Show trailer while he is talking)

Scene 2

All Shot
WILL:
We must hide this from the population. We cannot let the masses know the truth

TRAVIS:
Have we figured out how to 'fix up' that commie James Franco?

Head Dude:
Well, We cant kill him... he is just too damn beautiful (says this with a dreamy look in his eye)

Everybody:
Yes yes.

TRAVIS:
So much swag, do you know what I'm saying?


Head Dude:
We can't bribe him either, he has all that soap opera money...

WILL:
I got it! Let's sick RiHannaH on him, and blame him for battery. That will end his pretty boy reputation.

TRAVIS:
Alright great. swag. swag it out. yeah!

Head dude:
So how can we keep the population subdued while the ape people set up shop? Are they people or what? No one explained that to me?

TRAVIS:
Yea me neither, its kind of weird...

WILL:
They're apes but with feelings.

Other dudes:
Awww

Scene 3

Head Dude:
How about that Kardashian woman? Can't she go... do something? We spent so much time training her.

TRAVIS:
Training what? Her bra hahaha


All other dudes stare at him in disappointment: Bro....




WILL:
We could give her another spinoff. People eat those shows up. She hasn't taken on Detroit yet.

Head dude:
That's not gonna work. E! is running out of air time. That god damned Chelsea Handler is blowing the head of programming


TRAVIS:
NOT swag


WILL:
We could bring back a new, incurable strain of syphilis? We could put it in soy cheese and infect the vegans. No one's very fond of them anyway.


TRAVIS:
Seriously, why don't they wear SHOES?

Dudes agree:
Good idea bro, swag. swag




Alex:
Alright. Swag? Why do you guys keep saying that? Does it go in the minutes? What does it even mean? And what's with the fist pumping?



Head Dude whispers to WILL:
I told you he wouldn't work. We should have gone with the... what's the PC way to say this? the more... urban girl.


WILL:
I guess we need another intern.

Head Dude:
Yes. Looks like it. I think that'll do. Meeting adjourned! I'm thirsty, do you guys want slurpies?

Shot of newspaper headline reading: "Violent African Strain of Syphilis Breaks Out Among San Francisco's Vegan Population. World Breaths Collective Sigh of Relief, Swag."

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[1jaber7]

its really annoying how the subtitles don't match what their saying

[sidereel]

@1jaber7 We're working on improving these captions, so thanks for the feedback!

[needforspeedmaster52]

lol

[14virtues]

@laifalbert Lols

[TheJohnny1007]

I LIKE IT, uds. continuen con estos videos

[laifalbert]

@MrMiniKG This isn't the voice recognition. It's actually written captions.

[MrMiniKG]

@1jaber7 That's because it's Youtube's Beta voice recognition software which is nowhere near perfect. The subtitles weren't written by SideReel.

[1jaber7]

NOT swag! hahahaha lmao