Gilmore Girls S04 - Clip 06.

Season 4: Clip 6
Kirk and the Man Purse.

- LUKE: Kirk.
- KIRK: Luke.
- LUKE: What's with the -
- KIRK: It's not a purse!
- LUKE: I wasn't gonna say "purse."
- KIRK: Oh... Sorry.
- LUKE: What's with the gay bag?
- KIRK: It's a dog carrier. My girlfriend's gone out of town with some friends, and I'm watching Buster for her. And they're girlfriends, not guys. I called the hotel she booked and verified that it's a girl's name on the register with her. Not that I don't trust her.
- LUKE: Clearly.
- KIRK: Over there okay?
- LUKE: Sure. Carol, Danny, Jamie, Sean, Chris?
- KIRK: What's that?
- LUKE: Just a list of guys' names that could be girls. You want coffee?
- KIRK: Yes.
- LUKE: What is this?
- LORELAI: Phone cord.
- LUKE: I can't have this here.
- LORELAI: Don't worry. It's not plugged in to your regular line. It's the fax line you put in a year ago that you never use.
- LUKE: You mean the fax line you made me put in to get in fax orders, even though no one has ever wanted to put in a fax order, and I never got the fax machine, like I told you I would never, ever get the fax machine, making the fax line pointless.
- LORELAI: Hold on... Let me get on the "Guinness World Records" website. Yes, that's the most times anyone has ever used the word "fax" in a sentence.
- LUKE: Just be quick with this.
- LORELAI: Man, I love e-mail. Every day Rory and I write each other multiple times. It's great.
- LUKE: You enjoy typing to people more than talking to them?
- LORELAI: Wrong perspective. E-mail is a return to the romantic days of letter writing. It's pure Dickens.
- LUKE: Why Dickens?
- LORELAI: It's just when I picture letter writing, I picture Charles Dickens.
- LUKE: Charles Dickens wrote more letters than other people?
- LORELAI: No, it's just I can easily picture him in his study with his dog and his pipe and his fancy feathered pen, writing "Cheerio, old bean. Have a cup of tea. How's Big Ben? How's the Tower of London, Sister Suffragette? Tuppence a bag."
- LUKE: Sounds like an idiot.
- CAESAR: Hey, Luke, coffee?.
- LUKE: Oh, this is embarrassing.
- LORELAI: I could unplug, but then I'd just have to start the whole process all over again.
- LUKE: Or you could just eat here and save e-mailing for when you're...excuse me [A delayed realization sinks in and he walks over to Kirk's table.] You have a dog there?
- KIRK: No. Why?
- LUKE: Just putting two and two together.
- KIRK: Well, it's coming out five. Buster is at home, asleep.
- LUKE: Mm-hmm. Okay. What'll you have?
- KIRK: Oatmeal, extra brown sugar on the side, and a pound of raw hamburger. Or just the oatmeal will be fine.
- LORELAI: Voila!
- LUKE: This does nothing.
- LORELAI: It makes it easier to limbo under.
- LUKE: This is my place. I shouldn't have to limbo.
- KIRK: You still sleepy?
- LORELAI: Why is Kirk talking to his man purse?
- KIRK: You got sleepy face. You have to tinkle? Uh, where is that? Just looking for my Lucky magazine, and, uh...ow! Paper cut.

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[MariaMagdalena83]

Lauren Graham is so great, I like this episode very much.

[spazticbert88]

that's funny that you say that because gg WAS on the air for 7 years and had a stong loyal fanbase. it was one of the clever shows out there and compared to all the ubiquitous and asinine reality shows out there, gg was a witty and quirky show. so the ppl who didn't watch the show missed out on a very smart show and those who judge the show as being ridiculous are plain stupid. maybe you don't have the brain capacity to comprehend and enjoy a show like gg.

[PiixieDustx]

There's nothing even on her screen, if the guy with the cap found out he'd be mad!

[Karcoolka87]

Just love their faces at the end...

[1falconeye2]

"What's with the gay bag?" funny LOL

[yoghurtLady]

i was going crazy because i couldn't find this scene on yt and now i did :D

[CantStayAway]

Luke and Kirk...such a dynamic duo.:P:P:P

[klarebear721]

who would name a boy carol?

[abbyinertia]

@Adnama109 before

[DizzyDior12]

I like how Lorelai gets all her ideas about Charles Dickens from "Mary Poppins", lol.

[StillOBSESSED]

"You need to tinkle?"

OMG, gotta love Kirk!